Paris' Kick A$$ After Party

1. It's hard enough to deal with one psycho let alone two. No way I would ever touch Paris. I don't want to get herpes from two different people.

Posted at 3:55PM on Sep 22nd 2006 by Harry Morten

2. DEAR PARIS,
I KNOW YOUR MOST LIKELY NOT GOING TO READ THIS BECAUSE I'M NOT WORTH MORE THAN 50 MILLION DOLLARS, BUT YOU SHOULD IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT AND YOU COULD LEARN A LESSON! WHY DON%u2019T YOU DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND INSTEAD OF CUTTING A CD YOU CUT YOURSELF. HOPEFULLY SOMEWHERE EXTREMELY PAINFUL LIKE YOUR WRISTS, THROAT OR ANYWHERE WHERE YOU WOULD SUFFER THE MOST. NOW THAT WOULD BE SOMETHING THAT THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD REALLY ENJOY! I KNOW ABOUT PAIN I AM A 4 TIME CANCER PATIENT SURVIVOR BY THE AGE OF 18 AND I AM 22 NOW no joke. I HAVE BEEN TO HELL & BACK AND NOTHING IS MORE PAINFUL THEN LOGGING ON TO THE INTERNET AND SEEING YOUR ASS TRYING TO PROMOTE OR SELL AMERICA SOMETHING. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, THE BEST PART OF YOU RAN DOWN YOUR MOTHERS LEG AFTER YOUR FATHER WAS DONE. EVERYTHING YOU DO SUCKS: YOUR CD SUCKS, YOUR ACTING SUCKS, THE WAY YOUR TREAT PEOPLE SUCKS, THE WAY YOU GIVE HEAD SUCKS...AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY I seen the tape One Night In Paris I give it a 1 out of a possible 10...I couldn't make a buck with you. YOU HAVE MONEY BUT YOU NOT SELF MADE so what are you on this earth for? YOU DON%u2019T EVEN GIVE A SH*T ABOUT PEOPLE UNLESS THEY HAVE CASH AND A LOT OF IT...NOT LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO WORK AND THE SIMPLE LIFE DOESN%u2019T COUNT, ANYONE COULD GET FIRED FROM MULTIPLY JOBS AFTER ONE WEEK OF SLACKING OFF...ITS NOT HARD AT ALL. IF I WAS YOUR MOTHER AND KNEW WHAT WAS COMING IN THE FUTURE I WOULD HAVE ABORTED YOU, IF I WAS YOUR FATHER AND KNEW WHAT WAS COMING IN THE FUTURE I WOULD HAVE PUNCHED MY WIFE IN THE WOMB. YOU%u2019RE AN EMBARRASSMENT TO THE HILTON NAME. YOUR FAMILY TOOK YEARS TO BUILD UP A CREDITABLE NAME FOR THEMSELVES AND IT ONLY TOOK YOU 3 YEARS TO MAKE THE NAME A LIVING AND WALKING JOKE. EITHER GET SOME TALENT OR BACK OUT OF THE SPOTLIGHT LIKE YOUR SISTER, SHE KNOWS BETTER...TAKE A LESSON OFF HER. I HAVE WORKED IN PORN AND SEEN PORNO STARS actually I worked in the porn industry for 2 years AND SEEN WOMEN THAT ARE 10 TIMES HOTTER THAN YOU AND THEY HAVE MUCH LESS MONEY THAN YOU WILL EVER HAVE...SO WHAT IS GOING ON? CAN YOU NOT FIND A DOCTOR THAT CAN FIX YOU UP PROPERLY? I KNOW ITS A TOUGH JOB FOR ANY DOCTOR TO MAKE YOU LOOK GOOD BUT YOU HAVE MONEY I AM SURE THEY CAN MAKE YOU LOOK GOOD SO PEOPLE CAN AT LEAST CALL YOU EYE CANDY...YOU MAKE ME SICK. AGAIN PLEASE KILL YOURSELF MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU CAN DRINK A BIT MORE THEN DRIVE YOUR CAR OR AT LEAST LEAVE THE SPOTLIGHT OPENED FOR SOMEONE MORE TALENTED TO SHINE...MAYBE LIKE THAT TACO BELL DOG, NOW THAT POOCH HAS A LOT MORE TALENT THEN YOUR ASS! BY THE WAY YOUR ALSO SUCH A GREAT FRIEND HAHAHA NOT...EVERYONE YOU MEET YOU TURN ON AND STAB IN THE BACK FROM TARA REID TO NICOLE RICHIE AND MANY MORE...I WOULD THINK ANYONE CLOSE TO YOU AND ISN%u2019T FAMILY OR NAMED JIZZLY BEAR SHOULD KEEP YOUR EYES FOCUS ON HER ALL THE TIME BECAUSE I KNOW YOUR JUST SHARPING UP THAT BLADE TO PLUG IT INTO SOMEONE ELSE WHEN SHE FEELS LIKE ITS TIME. SO WATCH OUT KIM KARDASHIAN YOUR TIME ISN%u2019T UP YET, BUT KNOWN PARIS IT WILL BE...SOONER OR LATER.

TO ANYONE WHO READS THIS:
THINK THIS IS HARSH, RUDE, NOT RIGHT, I%u2019M JEALOUS AND JUST LOOKING FOR CHARITY OR THAT I HAVE PENT UP RAGE AND THINK I AM SICK IN THE MIND...YOUR ALL DEAD WRONG I LOVE LIFE AND I AM 100% SANE MAYBE YOUR JUST SHOCKED THAT SOMEONE COULD WRITE SOMETHING LIKE THAT BUT I STAND FULLY BEHIND WHAT I HAVE JUST WROTE. IT%u2019S NOT ABOUT HOW MUCH MONEY SHE HAS, ITS ABOUT HER HAVING ALL THAT MONEY SHE DIDN%u2019T EARN, DID NOTHING FOR IT AND NOT DOING ANYTHING USEFUL FOR MANKIND now I am quoting Paris on this word LIKE helping people in need. SOME PEOPLE SAY SHE IS A BUSINESS WOMAN AND MAKES HER OWN MONEY BUT ITS REALLY NICE WHEN YOU HAVE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO GET YOUR CRAPPY IDEAS GOING PLUS I DON'T SEE HER IN WORK SHE JUST WALKS AROUND ALL DAY (where is the work ethic? she is not a good role model at all.) AND SHE%u2019S ONLY ABOUT HELPING HERSELF. AND I WRITE THESE WORDS BECAUSE SHE%u2019S ON THE INTERNET AND TV BECAUSE OF HER NAME ONLY. I KNOW WHAT I HAVE DONE IN LIFE, AND I LOVE IT. I HAVE HELPED OUT THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WITH CANCER by taking pills for a study group that may have killed me for 5 year just so in the future maybe people won%u2019t have to go through what I went though, by talking to cancer patients and even going to donate my body when I die for research of long time cancer SURVIVORS AND I NEVER GOT IN THE NEWS FOR ANY OF THAT NOR DO I CARE TOO (and i dont care if you think is should have died from it, hope i die from it or ever care to reconize it) BUT I KNOW THAT IN MY HEART. THE ONLY THING I EVER GOT WAS A SMALL ARTICLE IN MY LOCAL NEWS PAPER FOR MY HIGH SCHOOL SENIOR PROJECT, THAT%u2019S THE LEAST I CAN SAY FOR THIS WASTE OF A LIFE. IF YOU WANT TO COME BACK AT ME AND TAKE TO TAKE A SHOT GO FOR IT BUT PLEASE ADD SOME USEFUL OR INTELLIGENT INFO TO IT SO AT LEAST YOU SOUND LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR TAKING ABOUT IF NOT YOU CAN STILL SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT BECAUSE IF YOU READ THIS AND DON%u2019T LIKE IT GUESS WHAT, I REALLY AND TRULY DON%u2019T CARE!

P.S. - PARIS IF YOU REALLY EVER READ THIS COMMENT PERSONALLY, YOU REALLY ARE A WORTHLESS BUT EXPENSIVE PIECE OF TRASH. YOU SHOULD CHANGE YOUR WAY OF LIFE RIGHT NOW FOR THE BETTER! AND THIS MESSAGE WILL COME UP EVERY TIME I SEE YOU ON TMZ AND ABLE TO MAKE A COMMENT.

Posted at 4:01PM on Sep 22nd 2006 by Dave Levin Philadelphia, PA

3. So there it is. Shouting match couldn't have possibly happened, if Idiot Mintz said it didn't. She probably also gave a singing performance, donated blood, recited some Shakespear, and performed open-heart surgery on a dying Lemur.

Posted at 4:27PM on Sep 22nd 2006 by Puh der Baer

4. PARIS HILTON IS THE BIGGEST SLUT ,she did hit on lindsey"s man the slut hits on any man that has a d*ck,lindsey needs to beat that b*tches a*s,lord help if that b*tch paris ever has kids,she will have 12 baby daddy,all the lady movie stars need to dot that B*TCH RIGHT IN HER EYE,TO TEACH THAT HOE A LESSON,maybe her moma needs to smack that hard headed bi*ch in the back of her head,if i had a nickle for everybody thats had some of her we would all have a million dollars, paris suck stronger than a oreck vacuum.She need to hang a sign on her back that says VACANCY,OPEN FOR SERVICE

Posted at 4:11PM on Sep 22nd 2006 by dixie chick hater

5. I hope the report is true that Greasy Bear got punched in his face twice! Now that would be interesting to see, I bet the tub o' lard sissy punk didn't even try to fight back - that would require work!!

Posted at 4:18PM on Sep 22nd 2006 by RM

6. If fat greasy Elvis got decked, that's the best story ever. Oh please let it be true. Rock on Erick!!!!!

Posted at 4:25PM on Sep 22nd 2006 by The Truth

7. what do you really expect....you have a drunk 20 year old that sleeps with everyone and a 20 something that does the same thing.....hello, they both should enjoy it now, because in about 2 years no one will even remember them. the way i see it lindsay will have a nervous breakdown and paris will be knocked up or have some sort of STD?

Posted at 10:34PM on Sep 22nd 2006 by Rockin Robin

8. She-yittt....I'd be impressed if she could recite the alphabet in English!

Posted at 4:28PM on Sep 22nd 2006 by Puh der Baer

9. I would love it for lindsay to just punch paris in the face. I really think if they got into a fight that lindsay would kick her ass!!!

Posted at 4:57PM on Sep 22nd 2006 by luvbunny

10. THIS IS TOO THE GUY THAT WROTE 2 PAGES WORTH OF COMMENTS. I LOVED IT

Posted at 5:15PM on Sep 22nd 2006 by DEE

11. Dave, good luck and take care. Hang in there.

That brings to me m y point about these shallow andimmature people who got lucky withtiming, and fortune and in Paris's case ,birthright.
Why not use all of that for something good. Why not be thankful to their fate. LL (Lohan) is a dumb bithc. After all Paris and Greasy Bear Brandon said about Lyndsay, she goes to a party at Paris's and looks Brandon Daivs in the face.
That is following Paris and being her Bicth and having no self respect.

Posted at 5:35PM on Sep 22nd 2006 by TexMex

12. YO YO YO WHAT IS EVERYBODY HATTING ON PARIS FOR MAN LEAVE HER ALONE LET HER BE AND DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS WHO CARES IF SHE TRIED TO HIT ON HARRY IF ITS TRUE U KNOW HARRY WOULD HAVE TOTTALY DISSED PARIS KNOWING HE IS WITH LINDSAY ITS KIND OF GOOD THAT THEY EXCHANGED NICE WORDS INSTEAD OF NASTY WORD LIKE "FIRECROCH" SO PARIS ROCK ON AND KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.......

Posted at 5:20PM on Sep 27th 2006 by justin cruzado

13. I don't know why anyone bothers to call Elliott Mintz to get the "real" story. Anybody with a little common sense could give the frosted lucky charms answers he gives to questions. Do you think he would ever say "oh yeah Paris got up in her face and completely embarrassed herself. She's also nailed at least 100 guys and has numerous STD's." This guy's picture is next to spin doctor in the dictionary. But if his relationship with Paris ever sours look out, I'm sure he's got some great true stories to tell.

Posted at 6:10PM on Sep 22nd 2006 by B Diddy

14. It's amazing, the weird stuff that goes on in some posters' minds,lol.
They don't seem to realize what they're saying about THEMSELVES and their own dirty thoughts when they write judgemental comments about Paris Hilton.
Losers, trying to pull a winner like Paris Hilton down to their own miserable level.Duh.

Posted at 6:32PM on Sep 22nd 2006 by Evie

15. Any more use and Paris Hilton's vagina will have time travel capability. That is all.

Posted at 7:04PM on Sep 22nd 2006 by Ogden