Celebrity Feuds
Tom to O: Cross Me, I Cross You (Off The List)

You think Oprah wasn't offended that TomKat didn't invite her to their wedding? Believe that, and you'll believe she doesn't eat Baskin-Robbins at 2 AM to dull the pain. C'mon -- they even invited Brooke Shields, and we all know how Tom feels about her.

Talk Queen Oprah was a notable non-invitee for this weekend's Italian nuptials, and we think we might know why. Almost a year ago to the day last year, O went on "Good Morning America" to hawk her DVD retrospective, and told Diane Sawyer that she thought Tom faked his infamous couch-jumping, fist-pumping, career-disemboweling antics.

"I was not buying -- not buying or not buying," said Oprah at the time. "That's why I kept saying 'you're gone, you're really gone' ... It was wilder than it was appearing to me." Was she unconscious at the time?

Chris Klein and Matt LauerCruise apparently didn't take too kindly to O's skepticism. Oprah, for her part, told "EXTRA," "I don't get invited to everyone's wedding. I don't invite them to everything I do." Meanwhile, we've put together a little photographic roster of other people we don't think will be munching on bacon-wrapped scallops and dancing to Earth, Wind, and Fire covers this weekend at an Italian castle.





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31. I agree with all you Oprah haters. She is a big fat nothing, white hater racist a**hole.

She has no soul...she can't dance...I saw her dance once, she can't even clap to the beat of a song...and her fat legs and feet...just can't feel the beat.

She should move to Africa asap.

Posted at 6:52PM on Nov 15th 2006 by Don

32. Oprah is not a racist. Why are you people so dead against a Black person having more money than you. As for Tom and Katie's wedding who cares? It's not going to last anyway.

Posted at 6:56PM on Nov 15th 2006 by my opinion

33. #30 who is Eli?

Oprah is a friggin fat ugly bitch that should not be on television.

I see you won't even sign your name.

You are a loser too.

Lilly

Posted at 6:56PM on Nov 15th 2006 by lilly

34. #28 and #29 SO RIGHT ON! And you can bet she takes an income tax deduction for every charitable thing she does after she has publicized whatever AD NAUSEUM! Why doesn't she like you have suggested move to AFRICA and stay there for the rest of her days. She could produce her shows from there and think of all the jobs she could give people.

Posted at 6:56PM on Nov 15th 2006 by The Queen of Tarts

35. Maybe alot of people don't like Oprah Withfries because she is a fake.

I have money than she does.

I think she should say bye bye to the American people.

Posted at 6:58PM on Nov 15th 2006 by Nancy

36. #30 you are such a racist! Oprah should go back to the motherland and take You with her. you redneck!

Posted at 7:00PM on Nov 15th 2006 by DDazzling!!!

37. I'm so........ glad tha Miss O was NOT invited to the wedding

She"ll learn the hard way to STOP kissing these people' asses.
She has better things to worry about than Jennifer Aniston and vince, and Brad Pitt, and the list goes on and on and on.

Posted at 7:00PM on Nov 15th 2006 by DDazzling!!!

38. She eats dog sh*t. I am pretty sure.

Nobody likes the color purple..,.hahahahahahaha.

Oprah is a white people hater. She only helps herself....TO FOOD.

hahahahahahahaa

There is a slow boat leaving to Africa with a lower stateroom floor. Sorry there are no windows or beds...just chains and shackles. I researved you a pair with chains.

nasty ugly tightwad bitch

Yay Mexico

Posted at 7:07PM on Nov 15th 2006 by Manny

39. Reality check: Oprah has more power and more money than Tom Cruise. Attending his fake alien ceremony which does not amount to a legal marriage (they have not registered for a marriage license in any of the 50 states or in Italy) is beneath her in my opinion. Katie Holmes has been isolated, prevented from advancing her career, and made to look like a fool all for a marriage that will not bear financial fruit if they divorce. Someone should have told her that praying to Xenu to remove Thetans and then asking Scotty to beam you up does not a legal marriage make.

Whatever biases you people have about Oprah, and I see many of you do, face the fact that Tom Cruise went on her show, the Today Show, and in magazines and made an ass of himself. Remember when he told Life & Style %u201CI%u2019ve got Katie tucked away, so no one will get to us until my child is born %u2014 and until I want them to?" He needs to be a man instead of being the little boy he is trying to be when he was younger and accept the fact that he f***ed up. With these antics, Tom Cruise has replaced our previous oddball who is in exile in Bahrain.

Despite Tom Cruise's antics on her show, Oprah invited him to her Legend's Ball (which, by the way, was THE event of the year, not this Star Trek convention he is holding). As I recall, he behaved totally inappropriatly on the red carpet. He was invited to an event to celebrate women who have gone unrecognized despite their work and talents. Cruise thought that it would be a good forum to further pedd;e his faux relationship by picking Katie Holmes up, tossing her in the air, and twirling her around. He did not seem to get that the event was not about him and thought undermining the purpose of the event was just fine. Oprah already showed him loyalty and he disrespected an event that was obviously important to her. Why the hell would she want to go to the wedding of someone who has no respect for her? Despite that, Oprah has proven herself to be the classy person to Tom Cruise's crybaby by sending a gift to them nonetheless.

Tom Cruise is playing with fire by screwing with Oprah. I know a lot of you guys hate her for various reasons, but you cannot deny that she holds sway of millions of women. Tom Cruise is trying to avoid the Harrison Ford trap of playing an action hero when he is too old and no one will believe it anymore, so he is trying to re-establish his credentials as a ladies man. On top of that, he is trying to bathe in the fountain of youth by ensnaring a young woman. His target demographic is the one Oprah has eating out of the palm of her hand, whether you all like it or not. Oprah can make you look bad by not even mentioning your name. She made Brad Pitt look like a trifling cad and never uttered his name. Let's see her do a show about young women who are trapped or brainwashed by older men and whose name will spring to mind.

Tom Cruise's scheme is well known in Hollywood. He targeted four young women in their 20s to date so as to make himself look younger and like a young guy in love. One girl was Jessica Alba (she dismissed the idea out of hand citing the creepines of it all), one was Katie Holmes, and I forget the other two. Katie Holmes took the bait, or swallowed the Kool Aid as the case may be. Their "relationship" has all the earmarks of an abusive one: isolating her from her family and friends; using her as a vessel for his child before committing to her; scrubbing away any remnants of her identity and replacing them with his own, complete with Scientology minister of propaganda. Anyone who would want to attend a wedding like that is living in a moral and ethical Never Neverland.

Speaking of Neverland, Tom Cruise and his cadre of alien advisors have decided that buying Neverland while it is in financial trouble is a good idea. He feels it would be the perfect venue for Scientology retreats. On this point, Tom and I are in total agreement. With all the craziness that has gone on at that place, it is perfect for future Scientology freakshows. I do not know if there has ever been a better match in intergalactic heaven.

For all you people bitching about how Oprah should have been loyal to him what about how he heartlessly condemned Brooke Shields for getting help for herself? He saw fit to humiliate her for a medical condition and crazily declared that he knew what was best for her and her depression. If anyone has records of her solociting his informed medical advice (remember, he knows the history of psychiatry: L. Ron Hubbard was institutionalized for kidnapping his family. Go online and look at his records) or permitting him to comment on the error of her ways. He is such a hypocrite. He will not answer questions about Scientology, but Brooke Shield's personal struggle is fair game? The balls on him! Oprah's criticizing him for jumping on her furniture just does not live up to how he put his two cents into a matter that had nothing to do with him and was hurtful to boot.

Oprah has the power to make the most anti-intellectual country in the world, America, read. She puts books atop the NY Times bestseller list. Let's see Tom Cruise do that once with Dianetics. He has been dropped by his studio, Oprah owns her studio and production company. She's a billionaire. She's more powerful than he is. The only thing he could hold over her head was an invite to a weird and morally questionable wedding. She, on the other hand, could reveal him to be the washed up weirdo that he is.

Posted at 7:09PM on Nov 15th 2006 by Tom Cruise is a Whining Bitch

40. I've met Oprah. And yes she has a very strong ANTI-white opinion. She came up from the ghetto and is a self-made rich black entertainer and thats it. Quite bitchy actually.

Yes, Tom screwed her and you can bet your ass she'll get the last laugh. Wait and see how long it takes to book Nicole and her rehab new husband on the show!!! GO O!!!!!

Posted at 7:09PM on Nov 15th 2006 by A mother

41. Look people...I sent the invitations out for Tomkat's wedding.

He told me...'don't send that big smelly fat black bitch an invitation'...and I said...'okay Tom'.

Ok

Posted at 7:12PM on Nov 15th 2006 by Tom's assistant

42. Ok, this is sickening already, isn't it clear Chris is the Daddy and not Tommy-boy,
Suri is the image of Chris, go ahead with your decadent wedding and be ashamed of yourselves, dance around in you fancy thongs, we all know the truth, shame on you Katie!

Posted at 7:14PM on Nov 15th 2006 by joanne lampo

43. Who is Chris?

Posted at 7:18PM on Nov 15th 2006 by Tina

44. I am sick and tired of people bashing Oprah...that don't even watch her show...She has done so much for people..while no one gives a damn...The people that criticize her don't have it in their hearts to give the way she does...People are also sometimey....They switch up all the time about who they like all the time...and thats just fake...If Tom says something about her tomorrow thats out of line...people will jump back on Oprah's side..For anyone to say that Oprah is a racist...is bs...Does she have to have all black guest just to prove she's black..does she have to have a shirt on that says black woman...no!!!....Why is she at the top...she reaches every human being...no matter what color, race, or creed...People go to her to boost their celebrity..She has a big affect....I am a black woman as well and I don't believe that you have to do everything black black and black..just to prove who u are...Oprah has helped to change many many many things....

Posted at 7:23PM on Nov 15th 2006 by Candice

45. you people are biggot racist ignorant people

Posted at 7:23PM on Nov 15th 2006 by crazy

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