Jessica -- My Christmas Sucks

Posted Dec 27th 2006 8:45AM by TMZ Staff

For Jessica Simpson, it's the most miserable time of the year, with no man and a career that's going off the rails.

Jessica didn't leave her trailer on the Louisiana set of her movie "Blonde Ambition" for two days, according to In Touch Weekly, prompting an emergency intervention by sister Ashlee. Then, when the thought of sun and warmth in Hawaii was just too much to bear, Jessica decided to go to blizzard-ridden Colorado instead.

Her dark moods are being blamed partly on her recent "9 to 5" debacle at the Kennedy Center Honors -- only a brief glimpse of her arm could be seen during the broadcast of the tribute to Dolly Parton last night. And the mag says, Jess' second Christmas without ex-hubby Nick Lachey has been particularly hard, especially because Nick is constantly and very publicly out and about with girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo.

Is Carrie Stealing Jess' Cowboy?

Jessica isn't getting action from her ex-boytoy, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo -- but Carrie Underwood might be. Underwood, says In Touch Weekly, was a surprise guest at Texas Stadium for the Cowboys' Christmas Day game against Philadelphia, and gave Romo a hug on the field before kickoff.

Romo told a small-town paper in central Illinois, where he went to college, that he was dating the "American Idol" chanteuse. Christmas wasn't her first appearance at a Cowboys game -- she sang at Texas Stadium on Thanksgiving Day. Of course, Carrie might want to skip the next game – Romo had a terrible outing against the Eagles as she watched from the sideline.

Who is Miss USA Sleeping With?

The answer: Herself.

Tarnished beauty-pageant tart Tara Conner won't be having many debauched late nights – or fast guys to spend them with -- at her latest home, the Caron Foundation rehab center in Pennsylvania. In fact, reports the New York Daily News, Tara will be in bed by 11 o'clock at night, up at 6:30 in the AM, and will be doing chores like mopping, cleaning and making her own bed, just like all the other attendees of the $24,000-per-month facility.

And even if she gets a little boy-craving during her 28-day stay there, she'll have to squelch it, because men and women are segregated at Caron. Still, there's no word on whether she'll be able to, you know, lend her support to other female rehabbers like she allegedly did to Miss Teen USA Katie Blair.

Party Favors: Affleck and Garner's Stealthy Baptism ... Governator Will Be Back ... Sandler Gives Sick Kids Gifts

Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck snuck into Garner's hometown church in Charleston, W. VA on Sunday to have their baby daughter Violet baptized. The congregation was surprised, says the AP, and some parishioners didn't even notice until the end of the service ... Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger has been cleared to resume being the Governator, says his doctor. Ahnuld will probably be on crutches during his inauguration next week, says the Los Angeles Times. The operation to fix his right thigh bone lasted 90 minutes ... Adam Sandler made it a very merry Christmas (or is that a happy Hanukkah?) for a couple New Hampshire kids who are suffering from cancer, giving them a PlayStation 3 loaded with games, as well as signed DVDs and jerseys.

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31. Anyone who is as annoying and clingy as she is deserved to be cheated on in my opinion-The fact that all she did was whine and shop for 2,000 dollar sheets on MtVs Newlyweds, should have given everyone a clue that she really had no talent. I think the only talent she did have was bugging the hell outta poor Nick Lachey...it's funny how people are quick to say it was his fault, he seems to be really content with his life now-Jess was on Rachel Ray's show yesterday, and when asked by an audience member what other talents she had besides singing and acting, her answer was 'Well, I can burp really loud" Ha! Typical DB-

Posted at 3:00PM on Dec 27th 2006 by jenromo

32. Jessica Simpson give's the south a bad name.

"I totally dawnt know wut that maynes.. buh I won't it" ::Does the famous Jessica Simpson head thing::

Well, I don't even want to get started on how much I hate her.

That pizza commercial just made me sick. All of her commercial's make me sick. COME OOO WEN FLAP EM AGEN!!! I hate her..

Posted at 3:11PM on Dec 27th 2006 by Courtney

33. What a bunch of jealous star wannabes. Jessica is not lowering herself to put up with a whoring Nick. She has more self esteem than all of her negative on lookers. Nick is a talented guy, too ,and I am sure he will do well. She will too.

I truely don't know what that is..........
That line will also memorialize her appeal.
You chicks are so transparent in your envy and jealousy. I am sure Nick wouldn't look twice at any of you. Then again maybe he would .. he was stupid enough to cheat on Jessica. What gives Nick?? Too young and too many groupies I would think.

Posted at 3:15PM on Dec 27th 2006 by Fred Fox

34. Carrie Underwood is just another whore. Romo the Homo better keep his mind on Football and not these whores,

Posted at 3:17PM on Dec 27th 2006 by billy

35. Re the comments about Affleck and Garner. I expect that people who write professionally should be more aware of correct usage of words. There is no such correct word as "SNUCK". The proper word is "sneaked"

Posted at 3:19PM on Dec 27th 2006 by Dave

36. Everyone on here is taking this way to far and need to grow up...everyone making these comments about the celebs are way to harsh....we do not live with them, or know what really goes on in their life so we can only believe the hear say that everyone says...leave the celebs alone to have a life!

Posted at 3:20PM on Dec 27th 2006 by Ashley

37. I have no sympathy for Jessica Simpson she needs to move on and grow up.
Adam Sandler is wonderful helping those sick kids in New Hampshire. I think it is wonderful for Jen and Ben to be able to come and go somewhere without being hounded by the press. The stars are entitled to private time just as much as other citizens who are not famous.

Posted at 3:23PM on Dec 27th 2006 by Ellen Feldman

38. Sad. Why so much hate? For the new year why don't we try looking at our own lives and when you want to spread hate, stop yourself and send a dollar to ST. JUDES.

Posted at 3:23PM on Dec 27th 2006 by amy

39. I WISH ALL WOULD JUST LEAVE ''JESSICA ALONE, I [REALLY] THINK SHE'S A VERY CUTE, SWEET YOUNG GIRL., ADOREABLE., A BUMB BLONDE., BUTT ''CUTE.

Posted at 3:24PM on Dec 27th 2006 by JEANNE

40. anyone who is reading this has no life whatsoever stop worrying and trashing celebs ur jus jealous that u have no money and to much time on ur hands so u sit around and gossip about celebs like a bunch of teenagers grown up your not diserving of the life u r given to anyone reading this KILL OURSELF AND DO THE WORLD A FAVOR PULL THE TRIGGER LOSERS

Posted at 3:26PM on Dec 27th 2006 by james

41. hi miss jessica. just want you to know my dear, that all people are created equal. so miss jess i think you are one fine lady. i sure hope this gets printed, because it is nice to hear good things about a person not all the negative. and jess i am not a lawyer,doctor,dentist or anything like that, i am just a heavy equiptmen operator, nooo i am not rich, but i will say to you jess to have a lady like you would be a pleasure. and so my dear if you should ever like to talk about JUST PLAIN LIFE AND LIVING. would love to hear from you. it is always nice to show a lady a nice time in the midwest. good luck. pete

Posted at 3:37PM on Dec 27th 2006 by pete fleming

42. You people obviously have no idea what beauty or talent is. Not only is Jessica Simpson beautiful, but she has more talent that 95% of the other celebrites out there. she has an amazing voice and was blessed with good looks. Of course she has her moments hwn she says something dumb or random, but everyone does. You guys just arent in the spotlight being followed by paparazzis all the time. grow up and remember what it felt like when people talked about you

Posted at 3:38PM on Dec 27th 2006 by Sarah

43. I think most of you people are crazy. You're rude & disrespectful. If you're going to be talking like that & just being flat out derogatory because you're that into the celebrity world then keep your comments to yourself, don't bother posting them on the Internet because it's lame & annoying. You can find better ways to say things. Nick probably cheated on Jess (if he really did) because she got a big head about acting & making movies & he got sick of it. That doesn't make it right, but that's probably why he did it.

Posted at 3:39PM on Dec 27th 2006 by sarah

44. I can't stand either Jess or Kelly. They both are talentless and girls like them are a dime a dozen. Kelly Underwood should have never won american idol, she is a country singer and didn't deserve to win american idol, Bo should have won. I cant stand Kelly at all!!!!!! Kelly won a country music award, that is her style of music she should have NEVER won american idol. As for Jess I think she is now just realizing what a huge mistake she made by leaving Nick and regrets it but knows there is nothing she can do about it now and hates living with her mistake. Maybe we will all get lucky and these 2 girls will have the little careers fade away and we never hear from them again until an where are they now special on VH1.

Posted at 3:39PM on Dec 27th 2006 by Laura

45. Why are people saying Nick cheated on Jessica? Because the tabliods said so? Well the tabliods also said Jessica cheated on Nick! I don't think the break up had anything to do with cheating! It had to do with her career blowing up and getting so famous! She picked the fame and furtune thing over her marriage! And now maybe she's finding out that money is not the answer to being happy!

Posted at 3:42PM on Dec 27th 2006 by girly

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