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Jessica -- My Christmas Sucks

Posted Dec 27th 2006 8:45AM by TMZ Staff

Jessica SimpsonFor Jessica Simpson, it's the most miserable time of the year, with no man and a career that's going off the rails.

Jessica didn't leave her trailer on the Louisiana set of her movie "Blonde Ambition" for two days, according to In Touch Weekly, prompting an emergency intervention by sister Ashlee. Then, when the thought of sun and warmth in Hawaii was just too much to bear, Jessica decided to go to blizzard-ridden Colorado instead.

Britney SpearsHer dark moods are being blamed partly on her recent "9 to 5" debacle at the Kennedy Center Honors -- only a brief glimpse of her arm could be seen during the broadcast of the tribute to Dolly Parton last night. And the mag says, Jess' second Christmas without ex-hubby Nick Lachey has been particularly hard, especially because Nick is constantly and very publicly out and about with girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo.


Is Carrie Stealing Jess' Cowboy?

Jessica isn't getting action from her ex-boytoy, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo -- but Carrie Underwood might be. Underwood, says In Touch Weekly, was a surprise guest at Texas Stadium for the Cowboys' Christmas Day game against Philadelphia, and gave Romo a hug on the field before kickoff.

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Romo told a small-town paper in central Illinois, where he went to college, that he was dating the "American Idol" chanteuse. Christmas wasn't her first appearance at a Cowboys game -- she sang at Texas Stadium on Thanksgiving Day. Of course, Carrie might want to skip the next game – Romo had a terrible outing against the Eagles as she watched from the sideline.


Tara Conner photogalleryWho is Miss USA Sleeping With?


The answer: Herself.

Tarnished beauty-pageant tart Tara Conner won't be having many debauched late nights – or fast guys to spend them with -- at her latest home, the Caron Foundation rehab center in Pennsylvania. In fact, reports the New York Daily News, Tara will be in bed by 11 o'clock at night, up at 6:30 in the AM, and will be doing chores like mopping, cleaning and making her own bed, just like all the other attendees of the $24,000-per-month facility.

And even if she gets a little boy-craving during her 28-day stay there, she'll have to squelch it, because men and women are segregated at Caron. Still, there's no word on whether she'll be able to, you know, lend her support to other female rehabbers like she allegedly did to Miss Teen USA Katie Blair.


Ben affleck and jen garnerParty Favors: Affleck and Garner's Stealthy Baptism ... Governator Will Be Back ... Sandler Gives Sick Kids Gifts


Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck snuck into Garner's hometown church in Charleston, W. VA on Sunday to have their baby daughter Violet baptized. The congregation was surprised, says the AP, and some parishioners didn't even notice until the end of the service ... Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger has been cleared to resume being the Governator, says his doctor. Ahnuld will probably be on crutches during his inauguration next week, says the Los Angeles Times. The operation to fix his right thigh bone lasted 90 minutes ... Adam Sandler made it a very merry Christmas (or is that a happy Hanukkah?) for a couple New Hampshire kids who are suffering from cancer, giving them a PlayStation 3 loaded with games, as well as signed DVDs and jerseys.

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91. Wow this is the first time I have posted a message on here, after reading what everyone else wrote. You all need to get a life, Who gives a flying Fu*k who's doing who and who's doing what, The more attention you people give celebs the more money they make. It's quite pathetic that people actually care what celebs do, and dont do. Have you ever realized that people are people...

Posted at 6:48PM on Dec 27th 2006 by Malena

92. Bashing someone you don't even know or know really what's going on, is really pathletic. It's either severe jealously or your just plain mean!!!! I'll always love you jessica whatever you do.

Posted at 6:53PM on Dec 27th 2006 by msrty

93. Give me a break Carrie Overwood. You blonde whores are all alike... you look in the media - see where someone has two seconds of fame and jump on it.. it's sh*t like that that give you whores bad names.. it's sickening. A guy that never got laid in high school - had a hard time getting laid in college and than throws a few good games when many of the passes could have been throw by Vern (minnie me) - it's outgrageous, it's sick and quite average - thanks for being average just like all other glory hounds.. and it's strange- it's not even glory; it's the fact that someone had two good games - but watch out.. I say on to the next quarterback you whore... please, please, break the cycle of whoreness and media hype

Posted at 6:54PM on Dec 27th 2006 by Doug

94. ALL OF YA'LL NEED TO SHUT THE F*** UP! JESSICA SIMPSON HAS THE TALENT, BRIAN, AND MOST OF ALL SHE ISN'T FAKE, SHE'S NOTHING MORE THAN HERSELF. SHE MAKES MORE MONEY THAN NICK AND VANESSA PUT TOGETHER. SHE DOESN'T NEED NICK. JESSICA KEEP DOING A GREAT JOB. AND 4 THE REST OF YA'LL F*** OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 6:54PM on Dec 27th 2006 by Selena

95. live and let live

Posted at 6:54PM on Dec 27th 2006 by kim

96. You people that have nothing but negative trashy things to say a about other people should shut the F*** up. You dont know thethem or their personal lives. You obviously have nothing better to do than badmouth them. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Try looking at yourself before judging others! By the way, you wish you had their money and fame.

Posted at 6:54PM on Dec 27th 2006 by Jennifer

97. OH MY GOD JESSICA...GET OFF IT ALREADY. YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY PERSON IN THE WORLD TO LOSE A LOVE. WHY DONT YOU THINK ABOUT KIDS LIVING IN SHELTERS WHO HAD NO CHRISTMAS, PEOPLE WHO ARE OUT OF WORK THROUGH NO FAULT OF THEIR OWN, PEOPLE WHO ARE TERMINALLY ILL. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED HAVING YOUR RICH ASS PLASTERED ALL OVER WITH THE MEDIA TRYING TO MAKE US FEEL BAD FOR YOU. I FEEL NOTHING FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE A LOT MORE THAN SO MANY OTHERS OUT THERE. YOURE A SORRY SAD PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A WOMAN...AND YOU NEED TO GET OFF YOUR BUTT AND DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE.

Posted at 6:55PM on Dec 27th 2006 by C Marie

98. Jessica is a beautiful woman. She is sincere and kind. You detractors must be envious and/or blind. She has it all, even without Nick. She'll find the right man who will treat her like a lady. Nick was glory-hunting, he was on the way down when he married Jess. He used her, you can see it all over his face when they had the TV show. Jess, I'm with you.

Posted at 6:55PM on Dec 27th 2006 by aj

99. Does all this really matter? No. Is Jessica hot? Maybe so....but my wife is even hotter at 49 years old. Talent? Not really. Neither Simpson girl...nor Nick have any talent whatsoever....period. Lucky stiffs thats all. Oh the Simpson girls have one thing going for them... a very weird father who personally manages them and made them feel as if they had no value without fame at any cost. Pushing two daughters into as sexy an image as possible...how weird must this guy be? Wonder what he fantasizes about? Oh..on second thought.....I don't really want to know.

Posted at 6:57PM on Dec 27th 2006 by David

100. Well, maybe Jessica is a once-pretty, now-plastic girl of marginal talent, but at least she hasn't degenerated into flashing her crotch at us. I am grateful for that.

Posted at 7:04PM on Dec 27th 2006 by Kay

101. Stupid is as stupid does. Blonde and bimbo material. Nick new he made a huge mistake as soon as the honeymoon was over and they did that reality show. She couldn't even take care of herself let alone a husband or an animal. Glad she has not reproduced yet. Her parents aren't any better, being the girls agents, they are making a bundle off them. Keep them working any way you can Joe, and you will reap the benefits.

Posted at 7:05PM on Dec 27th 2006 by Del

102. I have talked to the local cable company about the television listings that they have for this month. They have gone totally overboard with the Dukes of Hazzard starring Jessica Simpson...or should I say No Talent Simplton. I can't stand her now. I used to think that she was cute, but since her break-up with Nick, I see her as someone who mistakenly thought that she was important and well liked. Enough to go on her own. She forgot to count how many fans she really has before she jumped off and tried walking in her own limelight. I expect that all of the future movies she will "star" in will be big flops! Hey, we can all go to the corner drug store and buy blonde hair dye...and go to the plastic surgeon to get our bras filled out. But it take REAL TALENT to entertain the general public because they want more than a big chest and blonde hair. They want to see an actress really and truly ACT!! Jessica, give it up! You are going to fall on your plastic face!!

Posted at 7:07PM on Dec 27th 2006 by CLP

103. Why bash jessica down???????? She is only human who is rich n beautiful....... If anything BASH NICK because he CHEATED ON HER

Posted at 7:07PM on Dec 27th 2006 by mis

104. It is really sad that people in todays world are so feelingless. Its not Jessicas fault that her DAD has ruined her life by his controlling and selfish ways. What Jessica needs is to gain her independence and begin her life.... I have children as well and I hope I never have to live with the guilt that her dad should be living with ....

Posted at 7:11PM on Dec 27th 2006 by jeff

105. I can't believe how hateful many of these remarks are about Jessica Simpson.How dare you people make derogatory comments about any parts of a woman's anatomy,you may think you're direspecting her and all women but you are really only displaying how little you respect yourself.She is a beautiful,multitalented,spirited young woman who does not need to be the target of such negative garbage.

Posted at 7:14PM on Dec 27th 2006 by Meg

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