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Britney Fashion Violation -- The Inner Dialog

Gee willikers, it must be true what they say about blondses! Ever since I reblondered my weave I'm just so frazzazzled! First I forgot to put some pants on with this top, then I ran outta gas, then I got me a pucking farking ticket! Well, at least I founded my fave-rit cowgirl boots! Yee haw! I love me these boots! I'm a Rodeo Drive cowgirl!

You know, I'm gonna pop into this here store and buy me some pants. Oh, look, I can see mah tushers in the door glass! Look how cute my tushers are! That's hot! Oh, I can't say that -- that socialist Paris says that. I'm gone have to get me some tradermark sayin' too. Um, like, "I'm fun!" or mebbe, "Ding dang!" Yah! Ding dang! Ding Dang!! And there's the paperozzis, yay! I'm gone be on TMZ again today. I do loves me that TMZ, y'all!

Love me this green pockerbook -- it's so gigoontic. Oh, heckers, ding dang! I still got Jayden's pooty diaper in thar! Shoot! PeeeeAeeeeeee U! Oh, hell, Sean's diaper's in thar too! I'll just buy me some perfume in here! I better text nanny and see what the boo boos are havin' fer vittles. Might have to git some drive thru on the way home! Ding dang! Yup, I lurrrrv it!



Tags: britney spears, BritneySpears, jayden, nanny, pockerbook, sean

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16. LOL......"Ding Dang!"

Posted at 10:54AM on Aug 29th 2007 by BJ

17. Leave her alone, I could see if she didn't have the body but Daaaaaamn, she has a smoking bod!!! yall just mad cause ya can't have some of her badonkadonk!!!.... that's what we call thickalicous!!!!!

Leave her alone!!!

Posted at 10:54AM on Aug 29th 2007 by Hotazz

18. One ticket to 'HAGSVILLE" quick please!!!

Posted at 10:55AM on Aug 29th 2007 by weda

19. That was fab commentary TMZ!!!! congratulations on your attempt at hooters. I'll be pissed if she buys pants. It's so much more fun to look at her nekked!

Posted at 10:57AM on Aug 29th 2007 by b spears is the best entertainer

20. That's how we dooze it! LET THIS WOMAN ALONE - - to Britney: "Gurl, you better come out swinging and show up on Vid Awards and show these
wanna-bes, name calling people - who the REAL Woman IS. " Come on out with a bang, swinging, singing and SEXY. Show that bod, girl but with class to all these doomsayers. U can do it!!!! You don't need that rehab b/s, etc. - just do it your way and show 'em how its done!!!! That's how we dooze it!!!!!

Posted at 10:57AM on Aug 29th 2007 by hotterthanthat

21. omg i meant humor not hooters! damn wacky

Posted at 10:57AM on Aug 29th 2007 by b spears is the best entertainer

22. When your purse is as long as your "dress," it's a problem, y'all!

Posted at 10:57AM on Aug 29th 2007 by Jess

23. Geez, those poor kids.

It just isn't funny anymore to think the effect she is going to have on her kids with all her selfish BS.

As a mom myself, I just don't believe that she loves her boys as much as she loves the attention of her fantards. Trouble is, she can't tell the difference between blind-adoration and gawking. The world is pointing and laughing, but she thinks we're all laughing WITH her, not AT her. I'm loathe to think what she might do when reality sets in if she doesn't get the mental health help that she obviously and so desperately needs.

Posted at 10:57AM on Aug 29th 2007 by Go Away Paris

24. TMZ, try saying something nice about her every day. Nice. Every day. See if something good can come of it for this girl. See if you can turn this around by saying something nice about her, every day. That southern redneck stuff is getting very old and is an insult to our southern states. Please give it a rest.

Posted at 10:58AM on Aug 29th 2007 by say

25. You know what? I have never seen anything like this. Does she even think that she's wearing some kind of mini dress? Minis were quite the rage years ago and many stars wore them fashionably. Take a look at the silver number Julie Christie wore to the Oscars.
Nancy Sinatra doing These Boots Are Made For Walking. Now they were classy. Britney is what puke would like like if it could take human form.

Posted at 10:58AM on Aug 29th 2007 by SayWhat

26. with all her $$$ there has to be a hair stylist who can do a decent weave. what's up with the skanky horse tail on her head?

Posted at 11:00AM on Aug 29th 2007 by alex

27. Put some pants on...we are all sick of looking at your skank ass - might have worked for you a few years ago, but come on' Ya'll is lookin just a little shabby these days!

Posted at 11:19AM on Aug 29th 2007 by Tom

28.
She belongs in Kentucky in a trailer park. PURE TRASH!

Posted at 11:01AM on Aug 29th 2007 by dexterrue

29. "pooty diaper" lmao

Posted at 3:13PM on Aug 29th 2007 by shannon

30. Oh, please, will the endless round-the-clock coverage of The Skankoids ever end?

Posted at 11:03AM on Aug 29th 2007 by Shadow

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