Train Wrecks
Britney Fashion Violation -- The Inner Dialog

Gee willikers, it must be true what they say about blondses! Ever since I reblondered my weave I'm just so frazzazzled! First I forgot to put some pants on with this top, then I ran outta gas, then I got me a pucking farking ticket! Well, at least I founded my fave-rit cowgirl boots! Yee haw! I love me these boots! I'm a Rodeo Drive cowgirl!

You know, I'm gonna pop into this here store and buy me some pants. Oh, look, I can see mah tushers in the door glass! Look how cute my tushers are! That's hot! Oh, I can't say that -- that socialist Paris says that. I'm gone have to get me some tradermark sayin' too. Um, like, "I'm fun!" or mebbe, "Ding dang!" Yah! Ding dang! Ding Dang!! And there's the paperozzis, yay! I'm gone be on TMZ again today. I do loves me that TMZ, y'all!

Love me this green pockerbook -- it's so gigoontic. Oh, heckers, ding dang! I still got Jayden's pooty diaper in thar! Shoot! PeeeeAeeeeeee U! Oh, hell, Sean's diaper's in thar too! I'll just buy me some perfume in here! I better text nanny and see what the boo boos are havin' fer vittles. Might have to git some drive thru on the way home! Ding dang! Yup, I lurrrrv it!



Tags: britney spears, BritneySpears, jayden, nanny, pockerbook, sean

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31. totally agree #3...she is such a trainwreck, you just can't turn away. I think TMZ is hilarious with how they bash her. She brings in on herself so I don't feel bad for her for one second. She puts herself in the spotlight with ther insane antics, so now she has to deal with the 24/7 pap scrutiny. If she had any brains in her weaved head, she would be living a low-key lifestyle somewhere totally out of the public eye. Don't her "handlers" advise her on how to act considering she is going through a bitter custoday battle?

Posted at 11:02AM on Aug 29th 2007 by just my opinion

32. IT'S ALL 4 ATTENTION PEOPLE, DON'T U GET IT? I GUESS IT'S WORKIN?

Posted at 11:16AM on Aug 29th 2007 by felixluv

33. Does she know her career is Herstory. It's a bust, over, done. Find a day job chick.

Posted at 11:02AM on Aug 29th 2007 by dexterrue

34. PUBLIC INDECENCY! WHERE'S A COP WHEN YOU NEED ONE?!?!

Posted at 11:05AM on Aug 29th 2007 by Petite

35. There's that line where sexy becomes rough, and it's been crossed here.

It's sad no-one seems to be around to take her to one side and tell her - on those occasions I've been advised to get better underwear I've been grateful.

Maybe I should fly my brother over. He'd tell her straight, and send his wife out to buy her a skirt and some granny knickers (i.e underpants) whilst he was at it.

Posted at 11:05AM on Aug 29th 2007 by rough

36. Wow, TMZ....very harsh. I'm disappointed.

Posted at 11:05AM on Aug 29th 2007 by Atlanta

37. just my opinion -

I know!! Seriously, she's fired her all her handlers, she won't stay home for more than 20 minutes, and does she not own pants!?!?

I don't feel bad for one second. If she wanted privacey, she'd STAY HOME!
And pants wouldn't hurt her out either.

Posted at 11:06AM on Aug 29th 2007 by Trina

38. Is this woman EVER going to get her act together? She is not a kid anymore - she's a mother of 2 children and her behavior is disgusting. Get your act together you stupid, stupid fool! While you're out and about, go get your head checked out - for real.

Posted at 11:08AM on Aug 29th 2007 by WTF

39. OMG someone buy this girl some clothes and some pants THATS A SHIRT IDIOT. Britney Britney Britney you should really go on What Not to Wear. Everyone is sick of lookin at your nasty ass.

Posted at 11:07AM on Aug 29th 2007 by Jillian

40. She's got to quit showing her a__ in public. She is going to lose her kids. This isn't funny anymore. It's serious. She had better get herself together or she will be paying Kevin and Shar to live for the rest of her life. HOW DUMB IS SHE?????? Daymm!!

Posted at 1:28PM on Aug 29th 2007 by Kris Peterson

41. Oh gross,
this is not a good sight,,
But,, it's funny!!
love to watch this trainwreck!!
HiHo Spears Azz is stickin out again!!
hahahahaha

Posted at 11:10AM on Aug 29th 2007 by over there

42. I guess you have to be a heroin addict who tries to kill themself to get respect!

Posted at 11:10AM on Aug 29th 2007 by mikey

43. Brit needs to put some clothes on that fat a$$ and thunder thighs. DAM*!

Posted at 11:11AM on Aug 29th 2007 by Tootsie

44. My guess is she's banished anyone who isn't a yes man in her life. Only those who kiss her ass will be allowed into the inner circle it seems. Too bad she doesn't see them for the leeches they are. Those aren't kisses on your ass Britney- they're the sucker-mouths of parasites latched on to yer asscheeks.

Posted at 11:11AM on Aug 29th 2007 by Go Away Paris

45. Brit is awsome - why be on her ass for a short top. If these raps hoods can wear their pants down to their knees - then brit can wear anything she wants.

Posted at 11:14AM on Aug 29th 2007 by steve

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