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Britney Fashion Violation -- The Inner Dialog

Gee willikers, it must be true what they say about blondses! Ever since I reblondered my weave I'm just so frazzazzled! First I forgot to put some pants on with this top, then I ran outta gas, then I got me a pucking farking ticket! Well, at least I founded my fave-rit cowgirl boots! Yee haw! I love me these boots! I'm a Rodeo Drive cowgirl!

You know, I'm gonna pop into this here store and buy me some pants. Oh, look, I can see mah tushers in the door glass! Look how cute my tushers are! That's hot! Oh, I can't say that -- that socialist Paris says that. I'm gone have to get me some tradermark sayin' too. Um, like, "I'm fun!" or mebbe, "Ding dang!" Yah! Ding dang! Ding Dang!! And there's the paperozzis, yay! I'm gone be on TMZ again today. I do loves me that TMZ, y'all!

Love me this green pockerbook -- it's so gigoontic. Oh, heckers, ding dang! I still got Jayden's pooty diaper in thar! Shoot! PeeeeAeeeeeee U! Oh, hell, Sean's diaper's in thar too! I'll just buy me some perfume in here! I better text nanny and see what the boo boos are havin' fer vittles. Might have to git some drive thru on the way home! Ding dang! Yup, I lurrrrv it!



Tags: britney spears, BritneySpears, jayden, nanny, pockerbook, sean

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466. ....In some of these pics she looks okay... not off of them are all that trashy.. or maybe not AS trashy as some of them:) ... but yeah she could do better.. she's still a pretty girl.

Posted at 6:46PM on Sep 4th 2007 by crystina

467. So TMZ talks trash about how Britney looks? Take a look at who is typing over at TMZ. Does anyone over there have enough beauty to get followed around? If Britney were a coworker at TMZ, she probably would have punched someone out for talking so much trash. That might be a little low brow, but hey TMZ only talks about low brow things.

... whatever ...

Posted at 6:44PM on Sep 4th 2007 by Jeff

468. To the person who speaks about showing disrespect to our southern states: Have you been there in the last 150 years? Ever listened to anything that is said by the racists they elect into public office? Christ almighty. If you don't see that it is the states themselves showing disrespect you must be from there. Freaking hicktards.

Posted at 5:29PM on Sep 7th 2007 by say what?

469. Why don't you people leave Brittney Spears alone, instead of watching her every move...then maybe she would feel better......and be able to take more time on her self.

Posted at 7:07PM on Sep 4th 2007 by Megz

470. One day Britney will be normal..........nah.

Posted at 6:42PM on Sep 7th 2007 by Anne Marie

471. I used to love Britney. she was a great role model. But now she is completely lost. She's making stupid mistakes and most people learn from it and move on but not her. she keeps making the same mistakes. i know about the pressures of being a star and having people in your face 24/7 and that can get to some people, but she can't keep blaming her actions on stardom. things are incredibly different from the old days where she was singing "hit me baby on more time." she has children now. honestly I don't see her taking care of them. All she does is party. It is just really sad to see how she took such a turn for the worst. I really hope she shapes up soon because i love her and her children shouldn't have to grow up without her.

Posted at 10:47PM on Sep 4th 2007 by Justlov4

472. 24 and 27 are acctually cool outfits, not really trashy (24 might be, but if altered a tad wont be as bad.) Sadly.. in a few of the pictures, it looks like she's in her 40s. Bleh. Guess thats how the lifestyle (plus fake tanning beds) forms some people.

Posted at 12:10AM on Sep 5th 2007 by Doublemint

473. leave the poor girl alone.

Posted at 1:07AM on Sep 5th 2007 by anonymous

474. people love this stuff because it makes them feel better about how screwed up they are themselves. leave the girl alone.

Posted at 1:12AM on Sep 5th 2007 by anonymous

475. You know, TMZ, you look so amazingly intellegent mocking this girl.



She actually looks like she's trying to pull down her dress in the picture.
It's a pretty dress, by the way.

Posted at 1:10AM on Sep 5th 2007 by CaraQuixote

476. I guess I'm just missing where the journalism that makes this site so popular is. I could have blogged that half-drunk. Far from witty :/

Posted at 7:00AM on Sep 5th 2007 by holydust

477. Although Im notta fan and looking at these pics dispite my boredom... Id hafta to stick with my instinct that the 6th pics maybe or around that theres one of her standing with a dominatrix suit on... Yea thats one of those damn potters wax museum figures. LoL I know she never has looked that good. Even trashy!

Posted at 12:08AM on Sep 9th 2007 by CristallDynasty

478. I just want to know .....what happened to her????? When was the "exact" moment that she cracked?!?!? I guess it just goes to prove that money can't buy class....or sanity!!!

Ding Dang!!!!

Posted at 2:46AM on Sep 18th 2007 by spanki_v73

479. WOW what is she on? Where can I get some?

Posted at 2:59PM on Sep 21st 2007 by stnedhswfe

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