Singer turned bad actress Jessica Simpson did her best Courtney Love imitation on Wednesday, by falling down and clutching a champagne bottle while shooting a scene for her (lawd have mercy) new movie, "Major Movie Star." Did she learn nothing from "Dukes of Hazzard"?!
The film is similar to the Goldie Hawn classic, "Private Benjamin." Viewers will need to get a Purple Heart after sitting through Jessica's military "comedy!"
16. Go home to daddy little girl and save us all from losing our guts.
Posted at 9:07AM on Sep 24th 2007 by no matter
17. BAD SINGER BAD ACTOR
Posted at 4:33PM on Sep 20th 2007 by the real insider
18. Jess couldn't act her way out of a paper bag. She can't sing, can't act, can't even speak correctly. I am so glad Nick is done with her and can live his life with someone he truly loves and can love him in return. Jess ruined her own life when she let Nick go. Love on your sick father Nick and have at it. Even Ashlee found a real relationship. Jess never will.
Posted at 4:39PM on Sep 20th 2007 by Perv Joe loves him some Jess
19. I meant love on your sick father Joe, not Nick. Nick is the real deal. Sucks being Jess.
Try your hand at porn Jess. You probably can't even make love worth crap. Go away.
Posted at 4:42PM on Sep 20th 2007 by Perv Joe loves him some Jess
20. she really needs to just stick to singing ..she is a terrribblleee actress
Posted at 4:45PM on Sep 20th 2007 by ashley
21. Add another adjective, Bad singer turned Bad Actress!!
Posted at 4:46PM on Sep 20th 2007 by k k in kansas
22. #12 could not have said it much better. Is her dad financing these pictures to get her in them??? Ya should have kept Nick, Jess!
Posted at 4:49PM on Sep 20th 2007 by TB
23. Jessica sucks at everything she does. She is a has been. She should of never left Nick.
Posted at 4:55PM on Sep 20th 2007 by giggly
24. Hey Robbyrob-tell your girlfriend to MOW them eyebrows, dang!!!
Posted at 5:02PM on Sep 20th 2007 by onebrow
25. her father is the producer of all her movies.
Posted at 5:17PM on Sep 20th 2007 by lynn
26. She can't even 'act' drunk? She looks more like she's having a seizure.
Posted at 5:14PM on Sep 20th 2007 by Jennifer
27. it's very easy to make million in america. "HAVE NO TALENT, BLOND AND an IQ < 2"
Posted at 5:17PM on Sep 20th 2007 by pas
28. I'd let her gag on my rod, tongue my hole, but other than that.... nah.... nothin'....
Posted at 5:26PM on Sep 20th 2007 by Tiger
29. Are we surprised? NOPE
Dumb as a stump LIAR
And, KEEP IN MIND ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT DID A STORY ON THE SET OF THIS "WILL BE A BOMB" MOVIE
NO HIT MOVIES WITH 2 HAVING BEEN RELEASED & THEY DID A SET VISIT?
Please, let the press stop the coverage of this no talent LIAR.
And, her LIAR sister too.
Posted at 5:26PM on Sep 20th 2007 by Ms Kris
30. Next year's Razzies have her name all over it...
Posted at 5:37PM on Sep 20th 2007 by rminva
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