Jessica Simpson Falls Down Drunk?

Singer turned bad actress Jessica Simpson did her best Courtney Love imitation on Wednesday, by falling down and clutching a champagne bottle while shooting a scene for her (lawd have mercy) new movie, "Major Movie Star." Did she learn nothing from "Dukes of Hazzard"?!

The film is similar to the Goldie Hawn classic, "Private Benjamin." Viewers will need to get a Purple Heart after sitting through Jessica's military "comedy!"

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31. Hey #7, that was too funny! ^5 to you...

Posted at 11:43AM on Sep 21st 2007 by Just a thought....

32. She must be the most boring, unconvincing drunk actress alive today!

Posted at 5:41PM on Sep 20th 2007 by BuzzedOFF

33. Love Jessica Simpson. Wish her luck with her new movie.

Posted at 6:37PM on Sep 20th 2007 by Sandy

34. Yes, she might win an award....a Razzie

Posted at 6:41PM on Sep 20th 2007 by stef

35. jESSICA IS GORGEOUS & IS A VERY SWEET GIRL! I MET HER & SHE WAS SO NICE & PRETTY.. SHE IS DEFINITELY NO BRITNEY SPEARS/ NO WALKING TRAIN WRECK!! LOVE HER!!

Posted at 7:20PM on Sep 20th 2007 by alexis

36. jESSICA IS GORGEOUS & IS A VERY SWEET GIRL! I MET HER & SHE WAS SO NICE & PRETTY.. SHE IS DEFINITELY NO BRITNEY SPEARS/ NO WALKING TRAIN WRECK!! LOVE HER!!

Posted at 7:20PM on Sep 20th 2007 by alexis

37. I like Jessica & her movie will be a hit!!

Posted at 7:23PM on Sep 20th 2007 by nicky

38. LOVE HER!
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Posted at 7:28PM on Sep 20th 2007 by heather

39. JESSICA MIGHT JUST SURPRISE YOU WITH A HIT MOVIE. IT LOOKS REALLY FUNNY. WAY TO GO JESSICA... LOVE YOUR SHOES!! HANDBAGS ETC.........

Posted at 8:48PM on Sep 20th 2007 by nicole

40. That picture says it all about this no-talent, self-absorbed skank:

THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON.......oh yeah, Jessica doesn't HAVE a brain! LOL! Her movie will bomb, she can't act, and everyone is tired of her dumb-a$$ hair extensions and her orange spray-tan and her jacked-up lips. Time for her to do porn, the directors can tell her what to do and she won't have to say much.

Posted at 9:14PM on Sep 20th 2007 by HAHAHAHAHA

41.
lol at the handicapped sticker comment by Re Re # 10

She could have worn those padded butt shorts again to cushion the fall.

( no it wasn't)

Posted at 10:04PM on Sep 20th 2007 by JC

42. I totally agree with #1 in this post.

She looks demonized, like her soul is gone & we're seeing what's left of her after the Devil's collected his! And if you check the list on www.hollywoodzombies.com, she's on the list along with a lot of others you'd never think would be there like, George Clooney!! WOW! Who know he'd give up his soul to be the Devil's ghoul!!

Posted at 12:25AM on Sep 21st 2007 by Apres Ski

43. I think she was great in dukes of hazzard, maybe all of you are just jealous becuase your not rich and famous like her. she must be doing something right !!

Posted at 8:52AM on Sep 21st 2007 by shell

44. She sucks! I just cant stand her and her family anymore. She should not be acting or singing. Give up your career now, you SUCK!!!

Posted at 9:25AM on Sep 21st 2007 by Trish

45. People in Shreveport who have met her say that Jessica is not a very nice person and that Daddy is always with her. sucks to be a 27 year old and still have daddy follow you around. She's ALWAYS either with her Gay hairdresser or her pervert father. WHAT A GREAT LIFE SHE HAS!!!

NOBODY is jealous of this low self esteem, stupid, vain, harlot.
thank god Nick is no longer with this Trainwreck. it's sick that Jessica would tell her parents about her sex life with Nick. WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PARENTS WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT THIER DAUGHTERS SEX LIFE??????
Freaky, Sick, Twisted Family the Simpsons are.

Posted at 10:40AM on Sep 21st 2007 by jessica

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