Taylor Hicks' New Gig -- at a Housing Development!

Taylor HicksIt's been 16 months since Taylor Hicks won "American Idol" -- and he's really going places -- like the opening of an Alabama housing development!

On the weekend of Oct. 26, people who have purchased land in the The Oaks development in Lake Guntersville will enjoy "an intimate dinner with Taylor Hicks and several other celebrities TBA." Plots of lakefront property start at the whopping price of $49,900! On top of seeing the graying, soon-to-be 31-year-old (who himself owns land in the area), guests will enjoy, "complementary [sic] food, boat rides, bass fishing and more." Soul Patrol!

Poor Season 5 runner-up Kat McPhee will just have to be content making movies!



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61. Mr. Hater, Now we know your problem. Your not even an American!

Posted at 12:07PM on Oct 4th 2007 by Chris

62. Mr. Hater,

If you don't like living in America, go back to you damn country!

Posted at 12:11PM on Oct 4th 2007 by Chris

63. What is up with all the hostility?!

I think Taylor Hicks is a cutie with a good voice, but whatever, he's certainly not worth all the anger some people seem to feel. Its beyond absurd.

I wish him luck in his new home and career - and hope he makes a video soon!

Posted at 12:16PM on Oct 4th 2007 by Erin

64. Your comment concerning the lake front lots selling for a whopping $49,000 could be correct, haven't checked it out yet. I sold my 400' x 88' lakefront lot for $80,000, made a clear profit of $70,000 because I only paid $10,000 for it when it first became available years ago. Also, I have a 38 acre farm that includes a 18,000 square ft. house, pastures for my horses, riding trails for my ATV, along with a huge swimming pool in my backyard. My yearly property taxes are approximately a WHOPPING $300 annually. Oh, and my farm is only about three miles from the lake, where I can launch my boat anytime I want to. Don't pity Taylor Hicks or any of the rest of the folks that live in Alabama. Unlike California, we have it made here. That's the reason we southerners don't mind being steretyped by TMZ and the media YA'LL, it makes us seem less appealing and keeps the undesirables from moving here.

Posted at 12:22PM on Oct 4th 2007 by MEL

65. He dances like a hunched over confused monkey looking for the dingle berry he just picked out of his ass.

Posted at 12:23PM on Oct 4th 2007 by V

66. your editors are wrong: the spelling of complementary ["sic" ] is actually correct in the context of 'free'. complimentary would be the correct spelling for 'giving a compliment'.
you're welcome!
:)

Posted at 12:30PM on Oct 4th 2007 by queen b of spelling

67. How many people reading this know what "[sic]" indicates? How many of those don't know why it's there?

FYI - "complementary" should be "complimentary" Still don't get it?

Thanks TMZ. I suspected a lot of your subtle humor was intentional, but it's nice to know it for sure.

Posted at 1:41PM on Oct 4th 2007 by gm

68. >>>Mr. Hater,

>>>If you don't like living in America, go back to you damn country!

Ahh, the typical reply from someone who would rather live in ignorance than improve his or her own country. You have no idea how often us 'foreigners' hear idiots like you say this when we criticize your country's flaws. Is that the only defense you have? Can't you just say, "Yeah, the political system here is really corrupt" or something adult-like? No wonder very little has changed.

If you'd read my message, you'd have learned a couple of things. An important fact that you apparently missed or couldn't deduce is that I don't live in America.

I don't hate America. I don't even hate southerners. But I -do- hate anybody that lives in la-la land and can't acknowledge criticism of other people or doesn't want to hear it. Turn on the TV and watch Sesame Street if you can't or won't hear it.

Posted at 1:57PM on Oct 4th 2007 by Mr. Hater

69. $49,000.00 ??? That made me laugh out loud!! That isn't even the interest on the downpayment for anything in Calif.

Posted at 1:08PM on Oct 4th 2007 by Just saying

70. >>>My yearly property taxes are approximately a WHOPPING $300 annually. Oh, and my farm is only about three miles from the lake, where I can launch my boat anytime I want to. Don't pity Taylor Hicks or any of the rest of the folks that live in Alabama. Unlike California, we have it made here.

>>>That's the reason we southerners don't mind being steretyped by TMZ and the media YA'LL, it makes us seem less appealing and keeps the undesirables from moving here.

Yet you're advertising how wonderful it is to live there.

Sounds like a great place to live, guess I'll move there! Ohhhh, you'll LOVE me as your neighbor.

Posted at 1:15PM on Oct 4th 2007 by Mr. Hater

71. #68 you're right about the deposit being low, but check out san diego going under right now due to an avalanche. HOW much money did people pay for that?????????????????

Posted at 1:15PM on Oct 4th 2007 by writergal

72. Did everyone hear the big news??

Chris Daughtry was caught cheating on his wife. Apparently its been going on for some time now.

Unreal.

Posted at 1:17PM on Oct 4th 2007 by Nada Bing

73. First off I do apologise to all you southerners for making such broad statements. I mean that sincerely. I do realize that racism is everywhere. I went off because of my first hand experience! I felt very uncomfortable and very scared by the things that were said to me. And don't forget I'm half white to top it all off. Throwing insults back and forth does nothing to help the situation. Peace!

Posted at 1:19PM on Oct 4th 2007 by Whamo

74. Never heard of him

Posted at 1:27PM on Oct 4th 2007 by www.sugar-shoes.co.uk

75.

Hey, Just saying (#68)

Wanna know something - I think you (and the rest of the population in good ole' California) are getting screwed, BIG TIME. ROTF, and LMAO

Posted at 1:28PM on Oct 4th 2007 by $$$ in the Bank

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