At least the dog has the right idea: When you see Amy Winehouse, run away as fast as you can. 
Wino was the only "adult" hanging on the beach with some young friends in St. Lucia.
Where are the parents?!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Kids, Amy Winehouse
No, really -- don't call it a comeback.
Amy Winehouse just -- quite predictably -- canceled her comeback show in London. She was scheduled to perform at the Shepherd's Bush Empire on May 31.
Amy's management released a statement apologizing to anyone who bought tickets for the show. No apology needed though -- they should have known what they were getting into when they bought the tickets in the first place.
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Amy Winehouse bailed on the St. Lucia Jazz Festival this weekend -- midway through a song! 
Amy was attempting to perform "Valerie" when suddenly she stopped singing, stared at the ground for 30 seconds and walked off stage -- leaving her backup singers looking as confused as she does on a regular basis.
Her reps blamed the rain, citing "technical difficulties."
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Amy Winehouse
The paparazzi just got smoked by Amy Winehouse in court -- because a judge just made her London flat a pap-free zone.
The anti-harassment injunction says photogs from an agency called Big Pictures can't get within 100 meters of Wino's home -- and it also keeps them from taking pics of her when she visits the homes of her friends and family, according to ShowbizSpy.
Sounds win/win to us.
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A doctor has actually ordered Amy Winehouse to drink. Water, that is.
The singer was hospitalized last night in St. Lucia after she fainted due to dehydration. Getting dry means you stop drinking alcohol, not all liquids, Amy.
According to reports, Winehouse fainted after "running around" with a pack of children. She's expected to make a full recovery ... this time.
Filed under: Music, Amy Winehouse
British popwreck Amy Winehouse appears to be getting to the root of all her problems, by peeling back all the layers ... of leg skin.
The 25-year-old former singer dragged her golden brown rotting limb around the beach in St. Lucia this weekend.
Amy should use protection ... against herself.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Paparazzi Photo, Hot Bodies, Nurse!, Amy Winehouse
So why does Amy Winehouse look a lot less cracky these days? It's a dirty little secret.
We found out lil' Amy has been hanging at the Rasul massage chamber at the Cotton Bay Village in Saint Lucia -- where they smear mud on her face and body to "exfoliate the skin, draw out impurities and infuse rich nutrients to restore and revive."
So if the mud is designed to remove toxins -- how deep must Amy be buried in mud?? Just askin'...
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Apparently it's the one hit Amy Winehouse didn't take -- she just pled not guilty in a London court to assaulting a fan last year.
Winehouse -- who was accompanied to the City of Westminster Magistrates Court by her father -- faces one charge of common assault for allegedly going ballistic on a fan who was trying to take her photo at a charity ball in London last September.
Wino's due to stand trial in July.
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If cops are showing up at Amy Winehouse's home ... then it must be Friday!
The ever-troubled singer was charged today for allegedly assaulting a fan during an incident last year. Wino allegedly smacked around a woman who had the audacity to ask Amy for her picture.
She'll be back in court March 17.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Amy Winehouse
Sporting a freshly dry cleaned Peg Bundy weave, a new coat of face paint, a fitted '80s Cosby sweater mini-dress and unbruised limbs, tropically reassembled trainwreck Amy Winehouse stood upright and purchased some treats at a shop in London on Wednesday.
Amazingly, the 25-year-old hospital junkie appears to have healed her wounds without the aid of a gurney, 5150 hold or a conservatorship.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Beauty, Amy Winehouse
We're told Amy Winehouse has just been released from the hospital in St. Lucia after being stricken yesterday by a mysterious ailment ... the kind that's caused by the whole "drinking heavily while battling drug addiction" thing.
It's nice to know Amy has finally been released and will never, ever have to go back to a hospital ever again. Well, assuming she finally stops craving drugs ... and attention. But mostly drugs.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Music, Nurse!, Amy Winehouse
You may have thought Amy Winehouse had nothing to lose -- turns out she still had a few guitars to take at her London house.
London cops say two men forced their way into her house in Camden yesterday morning while Wino was out in St. Lucia, and took some of her instruments and recording equipment in their raid. A Metropolitan police rep said some of the loot had been returned.
Her rep told the London tabs Amy was "disappointed" by the loss but guess what -- she had her "favorite" instrument with her on the islands.
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Amy Winehouse has a new habit -- clean-cut, handsome, healthy boytoys.
The married popwreck has been spotted cavorting with yet another sporty fella who works at the St. Lucia hotel where she's staying, reports the Brit tabs. "Amy has met another chap and they are getting on really well," says a source. Of course, just because her boycandy is clean-living doesn't mean she is.
Apparently, dad Mitch flew over to keep her from scaring the tourists.
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Things really are looking up for Amy Winehouse -- her junkie, jailed husband wants a divorce.
Blake Fielder-Civil's lawyer, Henri Brandman, told us he's getting the wheels turning on divorce papers. Amy has been spotted hooking up with a 21-year-old dude while vacationing in St. Lucia, according to the Daily Mail.
Amy just admitted in an interview that she's "forgotten I'm even married" and that their "whole marriage was based on drug use."
Filed under: Amy Winehouse, Dirty Divorces
Bet you never thought you'd never hear this: Amy Winehouse is as clean as a ... well, she doesn't do drugs anymore, according to herself.
Wino told the News of the World she's "off the drugs for good" and that she "doesn't need" them anymore.
Amy, who's been vacationing in St. Lucia, also admitted to hooking up with 21-year-old Josh Bowman -- despite still being married to Blake Fielder-Civil.
Wino said: "I'm just here on my own, happy and having a good time with Josh. I'll deal with Blake when I get back. But our whole marriage was based on doing drugs."
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Amy Winehouse
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