Don't expect Britney Spears to join in any reindeer games this Christmas -- Santa's #1 fog light has nothing but toxic feelings for the comeback kid.
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Britney Spears, Holidaze
One of the people in this photo celebrated their birthday with a night out in New York City away from their conservators.
Luckily, no lip miming or arm dancing ensued.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Britney Spears
What Britney lacked in dance moves on "Good Morning America," she definitely made up for in the ab department.
Spears brought her now infamous "Womanizer" strutting/arm-flailing routine to a new song, "Circus" but her stomach made for quite the distraction.
Another welcome distraction -- the birthday girl's fam, who sat in the second row.
Filed under: Britney Spears
There was no Britney Spears documentary last night, there was only propaganda. 
Funny that a feature film that was supposed to examine everything in her life conveniently glossed over the parts where she was placed on a 5150 psychiatric hold, flashed the no-no bits, hung around scumbags like Sam Lutfi and Adnan, and was placed under a conservatorship after being strapped onto a gurney -- twice.
Bottom line -- Britney and MTV had an opportunity to help us understand the real Britney. Then again, when a Britney tell-all is sponsored by a Britney perfume line, how real could it possibly get?
Filed under: Britney Spears
After completely retooling her image with last night's "documentary," Britney Spears tempted the gods and opened an umbrella indoors! 
Britney's mom and dad -- the one she called an "a-hole" on the docu-thingy -- safely brought little Sean Preston and Jayden James through Newark airport yesterday, while Britney battled through the scores of paps alone over at JFK.
Brit's in NYC to promote her "Don't Call it a Comeback" tour, where her arm-movement dancing will continue on "GMA" tomorrow -- her 27th birthday.
Filed under: Britney Spears
Britney Spears' mini lip-synch world tour has come to an end -- having flailed her arms around in three separate countries.
The born-again pop star was spotted heading into Heathrow airport in London today.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Britney Spears
Britney's lip synching was on target today when she greeted Simon Cowell and the folks of the "X-Factor" for her third comeback performance of "Womanizer".
The now famous arm dancing routine reverted back to the drone-like performance from Germany.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Britney Spears
A track on Britney's new leaked CD "Circus" comes with a special f***in' message.
When Britney sings the title of the song "If U Seek Amy" it sounds like she spells out a certain four-letter expletive that she wants done to her. Coincidence? Then explain the lyrics, "All of the boys and all of the girls are beggin' to If U Seek Amy."
Who knew the conservatorship wonder -- or whoever writes her shizz -- was so clever?!
Filed under: Music, Britney Spears
Britney's Lip Synch Tour of '08 raged on today with another performance of "Womanizer," this time for the folks in France -- and the Frenchies went frickin' crazy!
The arm dancing was slightly improved but there was one big difference: The crowd. Listen to 'em roar!
Filed under: Britney Spears
One day after singing lip-synching and dancing moving her arms on a German awards show, Britney Spears waved to her fans from the relative safety of her Paris hotel on Friday.
Bon jour, bitches!
Filed under: Britney Spears, Hot Mamas
If by "live" you mean she was alive, then yes -- this counts as a live performance.
Britney Spears performed "Womanizer" at a German awards show yesterday. At least she looked conscious this time.
Filed under: Britney Spears
"Take me to Der Wienerschnitzel, y'all!"
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Britney Spears
Britney Spears and her conservators formally have asked the court commissioner handling her conservatorship to allow her to go on a U.S. tour next year, with the possibility of taking it worldwide.
We've learned when Britney was in court Friday, she told the judge she wants to tour, feels competent to do so and she wants her conservators to make the necessary deals with backup singers, roadies, venues, ticket brokers and the many others involved.
We're told the conservators, including daddy Jamie, are on board and have laid out how the deals will be structured. They told the commish they will submit all of the contracts for court review.
The proposed order is on the commissioner's desk, and she could sign it as early as tomorrow. If that happens, we're told the conservators will begin making deals immediately for the tour.
This is an incredibly complicated undertaking, in no small part because Britney legally can't make any of the deals herself.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Britney Spears
Britney Spears isn't exactly Emily Post, but she says Kevin Federline is corrupting the kids.
BS tells Rolling Stone, "The kids are starting to learn words like 'stupid' and Preston says the f-word now sometimes. He must get it from his daddy." The provenance of "stupid" is very much in question.
And her public railing against the chains of her conservatorship continues: "I feel like an old person now ... I don't go out or anything."
Filed under: Britney Spears
Britney Spears has finally flown the coop -- but not before getting slapped on the wrist by the long arm of the law.
Cameras caught Brit and her all-powerful papa Jamie catching a plane out of LAX earlier today. But before she got to the gate, parking enforcement dropped a ticket on her Escalade after her driver dropped it in a no-parking zone.
Word is she hopped a plane to Germany -- we're trying to confirm.
UPDATE: Break out the bratwurst. Brit IS on her way to Germany. Under the supervision of her daddy, Brit will hit several cities to promote her new album.
Filed under: Britney Spears
You can e-mail us here or call the TMZ tip line at
1-888-847-9869
Pick up the hot scoop by email from the newsroom floor as it happens!
