Michael Jackson Dies at age 50!
MJ's Animals Won't Flock Back to Neverland

If Neverland Ranch is turned into a memorial site for Michael Jackson, don't expect MJ's once beloved animals to make a triumphant return.

Michael Jackson Neverland Ranch Click to view!

We spoke to Tippi Hedren -- who runs the Shambala Preserve in California where MJ's former tigers (Thriller and Sabu) live -- and she said, "The animals will not be going back ... they're staying with me at the sanctuary."

We also talked to Freddie Hancock -- the owner of the Voices of the Wild Foundation in Arizona which houses MJ's giraffes, birds and reptiles -- and she told us, "These animals have become a part of our lives as they were a part of Michael's ... [the return to Neverland] would depend on a variety of circumstances."

Filed under: Michael Jackson, Critters, Photo Galleries


Tags: animals, michael jackson, michael jackson death, MichaelJackson, MichaelJacksonDeath, neverland ranch, NeverlandRanch, photos

Surf's Ruff -- Pooches Hit the Pipeline

Some seriously hot bitches hit the surf this weekend -- at the 4th Annual Loews Coronado Bay Resort Surf Dog Competition in Imperial Beach, California.

Surfing dogs: Click to watch
The advantage of watching this on video: All the hilarity of being there, without the wet dog smell.

Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Critters


Tags: dogs, imperial beach, ImperialBeach, loews coronado bay resort, LoewsCoronadoBayResort, surfing, surfing dogs, SurfingDogs

Chaz Bono Hangs Out with His Bitch

Chaz Bono leaned out his window yesterday to wave to neighbors while his little pup looked on.

Chaz Bono

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Critters, Chastity Bono


Tags: chaz bono, ChazBono

First Dog Gets Official Puptrait

Barack Obama may be the best public relations dude ever. He knew we couldn't resist this pic of Bo. Dammit, that guy is smart ...



Filed under: Critters, Barack Obama


Tags: barack obama, BarackObama, bo

Beauty
T-Shirt Icon's Granddaughter Goes Shirtless

Che Guevara's hot granddaughter is starting a revolution of her very own ... for vegetarians.

Che Guevara

Lydia Guevara
is the sexy kin of ruthless Argentine terrorist revolutionary Che Guevara, and she's trading in that trendy communist t-shirt you wore in college for a bandolier of carrots for a certain animal rights group campaign.

No word if she's using her lovely weapons of mass destruction to conspire with Fidel Castro and overthrow a government.

Filed under: Beauty, Hot Bodies, Critters


Tags: animal rights, AnimalRights, Che Guevara, CheGuevara, Lydia Guevara, LydiaGuevara

Eliza Dushku -- Scent of a Woman

Get a whiff of Eliza Dushku ... that dog did!

Eliza Dushku

Down boy, down.

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird, Critters


Tags: dog, Eliza Dushku, ElizaDushku, sniff

Beauty
Kate Gosselin's Hair -- Blame It on Diane

We now have someone to blame for Kate Gosselin's newly frosted, chunk-striped, bi-level, Flock of Seagulls-humped-a-porcupine, reverse mullet weave -- Diane's Hair Design in Pennsylvania.

Kate Gosselin
Kate's infamous 'do went in for a little touch up at DHD this week -- either that, or she's been getting the 'do done at Ben's Shoe Repair by accident.

Would you really be surprised?

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Beauty, Critters, Jon & Kate


Tags: dianes hair design, DianesHairDesign, gosselin, hair, jon and kate, jon and kate plus 8, JonAndKate, JonAndKatePlus8, kate gosselin, KateGosselin, mullet, spiky

Celebrity Justice
PETA Swats at Obama for Killing That Fly!

PETA is finally going after President Barack Obama for delivering capital punishment to a housefly on the White House grounds yesterday -- a death that was caught on tape.



When asked for comment, here's the statement PETA released:

"He isn't the Buddha, he's a human being and human beings have a long way to go before they think before they act."

We're told the fly's carcass has been moved to a secret location ... we're guessing the bottom of a White House trash can.
Barack Obama: Click to watch

Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Critters, Barack Obama, Politix


Tags: barack obama, BarackObama, fly, peta, president obama, president of the united states, PresidentObama, PresidentOfTheUnitedStates

What's Better Than One 9/11 Hero Dog?

Four 9/11 hero dogs!!!

Trakr 911 dog

Trakr, a K9 police and search and rescue dog who was credited with locating the last human survivor of 9/11, was recently cloned as part of BioArts' Golden Clone Giveaway. Trakr's owners are being presented today with four perfect (and not at all creepy) clones of Trakr, who sadly passed away in April.

Curious how it was done? To clone Trakr, Dr. Hwang Woo-suk and his team replaced the genes in canine eggs with genes from Trakr, stimulated the eggs to spur them to develop into embryos, then transferred the embryos to dogs who served as surrogate mothers.

Mother Nature would be proud.

Filed under: Critters


Tags: 911, clone, dogs, puppies

R.I.P.
Another One of Martha Stewart's Pets -- Not Living

For the second time this year Martha Stewart is burying one of her beloved animals.

Martha just posted the following message on her Twitter page:

"Mozart the cat just died -- he was nineteen and did indeed have a beautiful life. we just buried him next to pawpaw -- he was a lynx himalayan."

Stewart's dog, Ghengis Kahn, died in a freak explosion at a kennel back in March. Her 13-year-old pooch PawPaw passed away in April of '08.

R.I.P. Mozart.

Filed under: R.I.P., Critters


Tags: dead, dead cat, DeadCat, death, martha stewart, MarthaStewart, mozart the cat, MozartTheCat, r.i.p., tragedy

The Ugly TruthHook-ups
P!nk Is a Dog Lover

Taking time out of her tour, P!nk was snapped canoodling with a four-legged friend in Germany this weekend.

Pink

Despite being spotted with man's best friend, the 29-year-old animal rights activist recently reunited with her estranged husband Carey Hart.
Launch Photos

Filed under: Hook-Ups, Paparazzi Photo, Critters


Tags: animal rights activists, AnimalRightsActivists, dog, Pink, tour

Barack Obama -- The Scoop on Poop!

President Barack Obama has finally answered the question we've been asking his staff, to no avail: Who picks up Bo's business? Hint: It ain't the Secret Service.

Barack Obama: Click to watch

Filed under: Critters, Barack Obama, Politix


Tags: barack obama, bo, dog, michelle obama, president, video

The Kennedys Didn't Screw the Pooch

Ted Kennedy and wife Vicki picked out the Obama's Portuguese Water Dog -- they have two of their own -- and as far as they know, the Prez and his family are fully satisfied with the choice.

Ted & Vicky Kennedy: Click to watch
Before it became property of the First Family, the dog, Bo, already had to be returned to his breeder once. But it doesn't look like history will be repeating itself.

Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Critters, Barack Obama


Tags: barack obama, bo, obamas, portuguese water dog, ted kennedy, vicky kennedy, video

Working Out is a Real B*tch

If you haven't gone to the gym lately, this dog named Kirin is about to make you feel even worse about it -- she does squats ... on two legs ... three to four times a week!

Kirin: Click to watch
Squats -- so easy a Japanese Border Collie can do 'em. What's your excuse?

Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Critters


Tags: kirin, squats, working out, WorkingOut

TMZ's Doggie Dress Up Winner!!!

What a close one! Sam -- aka "Shades" -- got just enough votes to fetch the $250 prize in TMZ's first Doggie Dress Up Contest!!!

Launch Photos

** This week's contest is Show Us Your Dark Side! So be sure to email in your creepiest/weirdest/funniest Gothic/Vampire pictures for a chance at $250 and some great gifts from Marilyn Manson!**

Filed under: Critters, Photo Galleries


Tags: celebrity dog, CelebrityDog, contest, doggie dress up, DoggieDressUp, prize, prizes, winner

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