In case you still believe the Eminem/Sacha Baron Cohen incident from the MTV Movie Awards was real... Em just proved you're a gullible Gary by admitting he was knee deep in Sacha's butt stunt.
Em became the 496th person to confirm the whole thing was planned, telling RapRadar.com, "Sacha called me when we were in Europe and he had an idea to do something outrageous at the Movie Awards. I'm a big fan of his work so I agreed to get involved with the gag."
It looks as if, unlike some people, Em has emerged from this Bruno encounter unscathed.
The head writer of the MTV Movie Awards has finally cleared up something everyone already knew anyway -- the cheeky exchange between Bruno's bare backside and Eminem's face was completely staged.
The L.A. Times spotted the following note on Scott Aukerman's website:
"Yes, the Bruno/Eminem incident was staged. That's all anyone wants to talk about, so let's get it out of the way. They rehearsed it at dress and yes, it went as far as it did on the live show then."
It was shades of Shaq last night at the MTV Movie Awards, when Sacha Baron Cohen gave Eminem a taste of "Bruno." The question -- was Eminem genuinely pissed or was it choreographed like a Britney concert?
Eminem called Mariah Carey a "f**king whore," called her hubby Nick Cannon a "punk" and joked about goin' pee-pee on Mimi -- so in comparison, this is probably the lamest attempt at a comeback ever.
Before Eminem agreed to flip off a bunch of paparazzi in London yesterday, dude sent his massive gigantor bodyguard to threaten the living crap out of everybody ... and it worked.
Now that the swine flu epidemic has infected a staggering 4 people out of France's 60 million residents, Eminem was taking no chances of contracting the devastating illness while tooling around Paris yesterday.
Pigs aren't the only thing with a bad rap these days.
Cops say Eminem's little brother cracked a bottle, let his body waddle -- and then got behind the wheel of a car.
Nathan Mathers was arrested for DUI early Wednesday morning in Macomb Township, Mich. after cops say he failed to pull over for an ambulance. According to the Macomb Daily, it's the second time he's been busted for driving drunk.
When cops approached the car, officers say they "immediately smelled intoxicants." Mathers was given a field sobriety test -- which he failed -- and was immediately arrested.
According to police, Mathers had a blood alcohol level of .16 -- twice the legal limit in Michigan.
Mathers was released on $10,000 bond.
FYI -- It's because of a moron like Nathan that Nick Adenhart's family is in mourning right now.
After fading off into obscurity for the last few years, the rapper formerly known as Eminem resurfaced working on something in Santa Monica on Thursday. Even though he used to be a big star and reportedly ballooned to 212 lbs, Marshall Mathers looked pretty much the same as he did when he was relevant.
Eminem beat the piss out of a strip joint patron -- literally -- at least according to a new lawsuit. Miad Jarbou (common spelling) claims he was minding his own business at a Michigan strip club when he realized he had to pee. Jarbou went to the men's room, unzipped at the urinal when, suddenly, Slim Shady entered and began to whiz at a neighboring urinal. Slim's bodyguard was standing by when one of Jarbou's friends walked in, recognized Em and allegedly said, "Hey Eminem, what's up man?"
According to the suit, the bodyguard responded, "Shut the f**k up man! Don't say another word." Jarbou claims he said, "Hey man, my friend ain't starting trouble, it's just cool to see Eminem."
The suit claims Eminem "stepped back from the urinal and without warning or provocation, as Jarbou continued to urinate, drove his fist in a violent punching manner into the side of Jarbou's face, knocking him to the ground."
The incident allegedly occurred two years ago. Jarbou is suing for unspecified damages.
Eminem may have proved that its better to be pissing than be pissed off.
Miad Jarbou filed a lawsuit Friday in Oakland Circuit Court, claiming the rapper punched him two years ago while in a strip club bathroom. Detnews.comreports that the Jarbou seeks $25,000 in damages.
Clearly Eminem doesn't want anyone around when he's relieving his slim shady!
Eminem's record labels are being sued by the producers that first discovered him -- claiming they are owed back royalties. The lawsuit, filed yesterday in federal court, claims Aftermath, Interscope and others owe F.B.T. Productions and Em2M LLC. in excess of $1 million because Em's current record label miscalculated the royalties due them. In fact, according to the suit, the defendants even admitted as much last year, but still haven't paid!
F.B.T. and another company involved in the deal, Em2M, are suing for back royalties, damages and attorneys fees.
Calls to Interscope were not immediately returned.
Eminem is going to court to make his ex-wife shut her trap.
The rapper has filed a motion attempting to prevent Kim Mathers, whom he's married -- and divorced -- twice, from making "derogatory, disparaging, inflammatory, and otherwise negative comments" about him in interviews. He claims that his wife's trash-talking is harming their 11-year-old daughter Hallie, and he will appear in court to discuss the motion on Monday, reports the Detroit News.
Kim Mathers has given a slew of interviews to TV and radio outlets in the last two months, and has slammed her ex-husband in all of them. She's said, amongst other things, that she vomits in her mouth whenever she hears his name, that Slim Shady's not terribly well endowed, that he's a bad father, and that he drove her to attempt suicide.
In the motion to suppress Kim's speech, Eminem says that she must be muzzled to "protect the child from further harm," and to prevent "any further behavior likely to expose the minor child to humiliation and hostility." Lawyers for both sides did not comment.
In case you still believe the Eminem/Sacha Baron Cohen incident from the MTV Movie Awards was real... Em just proved you're a gullible Gary by admitting he was knee deep in Sacha's butt stunt. 
Cops say Eminem's little brother cracked a bottle, let his body waddle -- and then got behind the wheel of a car. 
Eminem may have proved that its better to be pissing than be pissed off. 
Eminem is going to court to make his ex-wife shut her trap.
