
Michael Phelps to Vegas: I Can't Quit You
If we were Michael Phelps, we'd never leave Las Vegas either.
Filed under: Hot Vegas, Michael Phelps

If we were Michael Phelps, we'd never leave Las Vegas either.
Filed under: Hot Vegas, Michael Phelps
The ginormous boob skank who followed Michael Phelps around at the airport last week is pissed about being called "a ginormous boob skank" by TMZ.
Hey, If the ginormous, skanky shoe fits...
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Michael Phelps
Michael Phelps' GF is a stacked stripper -- so we don't blame this chick for bringing out her bigguns in an attempt to get what she wants...
...an autograph.
Filed under: Talk Sports, Michael Phelps
This is just too awesome: The girl Michael Phelps took home to Mama wants to clear up the difference between taking photos without a top on with just your middle finger covering your nipple ... and topless photos.
Carolynn "Caz" Pal lashes out in the Las Vegas Review-Journal, and here's the priceless quote: People "think my implied photos are topless photos and they are not. They are not nude. They are just implied." She says snaps of her with stars and bars over her boobs make her look skanky.
One thing she would not talk about: Michael Phelps.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Michael Phelps
Michael Phelps' new girlfriend is a real hoot-er.
Caroline Pal worked at the Déjà Vu strip club in North Hollywood from 2003 to 2005 -- while Mr. Phelps was busy winning his first six gold medals in Athens.
We can't say for sure if she actually stripped -- those strip club people are more tight-lipped than ... insert joke. But here's a clue -- her nickname was Sapphire.
Filed under: Hot Bodies, Talk Sports, Michael Phelps

Looks like Michael Phelps has at least as many girls as gold medals.
We showed you pictures of Caroline Pal, the Palms Las Vegas cocktail waitress he supposedly took home to Mom for Thanksgiving, but according to the Chicago Sun-Times, she's not the only galpal he's got. "Michael is having a great time. He's been dating a number of girls and is just enjoying his celebrity,'' says a family pal.
The friend also says Phelps is too sensitive about his corporate image to exclusively date someone who, well, looks like this.
Filed under: Hook-Ups, Talk Sports, Michael Phelps

Hey mom, I'd like you to meet my Las Vegas cocktail waitress girlfriend, Caroline Pal.
Taking a page from the George Clooney Dating Handbook, Phelps reportedly brought Pal back to Baltimore to spend Thanksgiving with his fam.
Whatever happened to Sarah Larson, anyway? Weird coincidence: She worked at Moon nightclub in the Palms, too.
Filed under: Hook-Ups, Talk Sports, Michael Phelps
Michael Phelps has moved on up from beauty queens ... to cocktail waitresses.
Golden boy did a kick-turn on Miss Cali wannabe Nicole Johnson and got himself a Vegas drink-slinger called Caroline Pal, who works at the Palms. And it got serious pretty quick: Pal just spent Turkey Day with the Phelps fam in Maryland, according to People.
Phelps has been spending most of his time in LV trying to get into the World Series of Poker.
Filed under: Talk Sports, Michael Phelps