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<generator>Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/</generator><item><title>"Nailin' Paylin" - Lights, Camera, Lots of Action </title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/13/porn-stars-give-nailin-paylin-a-dry-run/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/13/porn-stars-give-nailin-paylin-a-dry-run/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/13/porn-stars-give-nailin-paylin-a-dry-run/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<br /><br /> Tina Fey -- there's a new sheriff in town! A pornographic spoof of Sarah Palin was shot this weekend in the San Fernando Valley. "Who's Nailin' Paylin?" was quite the production, complete with grips (yes, we said it), craft services, the works. The...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/13/porn-stars-give-nailin-paylin-a-dry-run/">Permalink</a><br/><br/>]]></description><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 08:11:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>Mel B Chuckles as Hubby Threatened</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/13/mel-b-and-belafonte-the-confrontation/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/13/mel-b-and-belafonte-the-confrontation/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/13/mel-b-and-belafonte-the-confrontation/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<br /><br /> Mel B and Stephen Belafonte arrived in jolly ole England yesterday to one serious unwelcome party. As Mel and the gang walked out of Heathrow airport in London, a crazed man approached Stephen and started verbally berating him. The man then turned...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/13/mel-b-and-belafonte-the-confrontation/">Permalink</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>belafonte</category><category>mel b</category><category>MelB</category><category>scary spice</category><category>ScarySpice</category><category>stephen belafonte</category><category>StephenBelafonte</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 07:11:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>Jeff Gordon Caught in the "Jr." Section</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/13/jeff-gordon-caught-in-the-jr-section/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/13/jeff-gordon-caught-in-the-jr-section/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/13/jeff-gordon-caught-in-the-jr-section/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/talk-sports/" rel="tag">Talk Sports</a><br /><br /> Jeff Gordon joked the girls he was signing for had no clue who he was -- he was right. Some of 'em thought he was Dale Earnhardt, Jr.BTW -- Jeff was in NYC at the Madonna concert. Dale Earnhardt, Jr. was not.

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...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/13/hugh-jackman-40-is-the-new-damn/">Permalink</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>Hugh Jackman</category><category>HughJackman</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 07:08:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>Single Holly -- Sketchiest Person Ever</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/13/single-holly-sketchiest-person-ever/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/13/single-holly-sketchiest-person-ever/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/13/single-holly-sketchiest-person-ever/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky &amp; Weird</a><br /><br /> Holly Madison's done with bedding an old fart -- and moved on to making some extremely lifelike art.Check out the portrait she drew us while eating at Mel's Diner on Sunset. Who is it? Here's a hint: Girl loves lucite.

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    Holly to Hugh:...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/13/single-holly-sketchiest-person-ever/">Permalink</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>holly madison</category><category>HollyMadison</category><category>shauna sand</category><category>ShaunaSand</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 07:05:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>"High School" Stars Can't Crap in Peace</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/13/high-school-stars-cant-crap-in-peace/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/13/high-school-stars-cant-crap-in-peace/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/13/high-school-stars-cant-crap-in-peace/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/lets-get-this-party-started/" rel="tag">Let's Get This Party Started</a><br /><br /> Larry Craig and Vanessa Hudgens have something in common.They're both experiencing action in public bathrooms -- though, in Vanessa's case, she's the one being solicited. The "High School Musical" star and her "HSM" pals say fans are so crazed...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/13/high-school-stars-cant-crap-in-peace/">Permalink</a><br/><br/>]]></description><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 03:00:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>Lunatic to Mel B and Hubby: I'll Stab You</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/12/lunatic-to-mel-b-and-hubby-ill-stab-you/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/12/lunatic-to-mel-b-and-hubby-ill-stab-you/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/12/lunatic-to-mel-b-and-hubby-ill-stab-you/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<br /><br /> A man was arrested at Heathrow airport in London today for going ballistic on Mel B, Stephen Belafonte and a group of photogs.At around 3 PM, Mel, Stephen and their baby arrived at Heathrow and were greeted by a few photogs. As they were exiting the...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/12/lunatic-to-mel-b-and-hubby-ill-stab-you/">Permalink</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>heathrow airport</category><category>HeathrowAirport</category><category>mel b</category><category>MelB</category><category>stephen belafonte</category><category>StephenBelafonte</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2008 13:11:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>Kendra Wilkinson: May I Have This Lap Dance?</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/12/kendra-wilkinson-may-i-have-this-lap-dance/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/12/kendra-wilkinson-may-i-have-this-lap-dance/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/12/kendra-wilkinson-may-i-have-this-lap-dance/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<br /><br /> Kendra Wilkinson still has fresh bruises on her backside from where Hugh Hefner's swinging doors smacked her -- but you can't tell that by these incredible photos of her getting a lap dance at an L.A. event on Friday night. The only girl-on-girl...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/12/kendra-wilkinson-may-i-have-this-lap-dance/">Permalink</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>kendra wilkenson</category><category>KendraWilkenson</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2008 12:04:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>This Little Piggie Won't Go On SNL</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/12/this-little-piggie-wont-go-on-snl/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/12/this-little-piggie-wont-go-on-snl/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/12/this-little-piggie-wont-go-on-snl/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<br /><br /> There were only two funny moments on SNL last week, and Mark Wahlberg laughed at just one.Wahlberg was none too happy with the sketch, "Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals," according to the New York Post. He said: "Someone showed it to me on YouTube. It...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/12/this-little-piggie-wont-go-on-snl/">Permalink</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>mark wahlberg</category><category>MarkWahlberg</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2008 11:01:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>Cindy Crawford -- Palin Minion? </title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/12/cindy-crawford-palin-minion/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/12/cindy-crawford-palin-minion/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/12/cindy-crawford-palin-minion/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<br /><br /> Sarah Palin is speaking to the hockey moms of America. But really, how much difference is there between soccer and hockey?Cindy Crawford was carting her kid to and from soccer practice yesterday. Could it be -- Cindy is a Palin recruit? We're...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/12/cindy-crawford-palin-minion/">Permalink</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>cindy crawford</category><category>CindyCrawford</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2008 10:56:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>New Kids Fans Go Nucking Futs</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/12/new-kids-fans-go-nucking-futs/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/12/new-kids-fans-go-nucking-futs/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/12/new-kids-fans-go-nucking-futs/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky &amp; Weird</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/hot-vegas/" rel="tag">Hot Vegas</a><br /><br /> How did this possibly happen? Last night in Las Vegas, the New Kids arrived at LAX Nightclub to the kind of crowd that used to go bonkers for 'em 20 years ago. Repeat. 20 years ago.A quote from our guy in Vegas: "In all my years in Vegas, I've never...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/12/new-kids-fans-go-nucking-futs/">Permalink</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>New Kids On The Block</category><category>NewKidsOnTheBlock</category><category>NKOTB</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2008 10:30:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>Lindsay Lohan's Girl Threatened By Hired Gun</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/12/lindsay-lohans-girl-threatened-by-hired-gun/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/12/lindsay-lohans-girl-threatened-by-hired-gun/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/12/lindsay-lohans-girl-threatened-by-hired-gun/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/celebrity-justice/" rel="tag">Celebrity Justice</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/lindsay-lohan/" rel="tag">Lindsay Lohan</a><br /><br /> Sam Ronson was threatened by a lawyer she's suing -- threatened with bad publicity, according to court papers.Ronson is suing Martin Garbus, a high-profile lawyer who she claims botched her defamation case against Perez Hilton. The New York Daily...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/12/lindsay-lohans-girl-threatened-by-hired-gun/">Permalink</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>lindsay lohan</category><category>LindsayLohan</category><category>samantha ronson</category><category>SamanthaRonson</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2008 10:07:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>Barker Blogs on Crash, Disses Shanna</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/12/barker-blogs-on-crash-disses-shanna/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/12/barker-blogs-on-crash-disses-shanna/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/12/barker-blogs-on-crash-disses-shanna/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<br /><br /> Travis Barker just updated his fans on his recovery from the horrific airplane crash last month -- and he added in a nice slap to the face to Shanna Moakler.His MySpace reads, "Despite any rumors you might have heard via my EX-wife Shanna Moakler,...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/12/barker-blogs-on-crash-disses-shanna/">Permalink</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>shanna moakler</category><category>ShannaMoakler</category><category>travis barker</category><category>TravisBarker</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2008 06:09:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>Karl Malden: 'Memba Him?!</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/12/karl-malden-memba-him/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/12/karl-malden-memba-him/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/12/karl-malden-memba-him/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/movies/" rel="tag">Movies</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/beauty/" rel="tag">Beauty</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/memba-them/" rel="tag">'Memba Them?!</a><br /><br />Legendary actor Karl Malden has appeared in classic films like "A Streetcar Named Desire," "On the Waterfront" and "Patton." Guess what he looks like now!...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/12/karl-malden-memba-him/">Permalink</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>Karl Malden</category><category>KarlMalden</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2008 05:01:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>Vanessa Hudgens Buys Mansion Fit for a Teen</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/12/vanessa-hudgens-buy-mansion-fit-for-a-teen/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/12/vanessa-hudgens-buy-mansion-fit-for-a-teen/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/12/vanessa-hudgens-buy-mansion-fit-for-a-teen/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/the-rich-life/" rel="tag">The Rich Life</a><br /><br /> For those of you sick of hearing about Disney teen stars buying multi-million dollar homes during a major financial crisis -- just stop reading.Vanessa Hudgens, 19, just sang and danced her way into a $2.75 million home in Studio City, CA. Zac Efron...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/12/vanessa-hudgens-buy-mansion-fit-for-a-teen/">Permalink</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>vanessa hudgens</category><category>VanessaHudgens</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2008 04:59:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>The Hall of Famewhores </title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/12/the-hall-of-famewhores/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/12/the-hall-of-famewhores/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/12/the-hall-of-famewhores/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<br /><br />Who needs dignity and self respect when you can humiliate your way into 15 seconds of fame? ...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/12/the-hall-of-famewhores/">Permalink</a><br/><br/>]]></description><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2008 04:48:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>Naomi -- Watts Are You Thinking?</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/12/naomi-watts-are-you-thinking/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/12/naomi-watts-are-you-thinking/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/12/naomi-watts-are-you-thinking/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<br /><br /> File this under bad ideas: A very pregnant Naomi Watts was out cruising on a moped with Liev Schreiber in NYC yesterday.To put it in perspective, mopeds are such a hazard to your safety the Golden State Warriors forbid their players from riding them...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/12/naomi-watts-are-you-thinking/">Permalink</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>naomi watts</category><category>NaomiWatts</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2008 04:47:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>H.M.A.S.P. -- Hockey Moms Against Sarah Palin</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/12/h-m-a-s-p-hockey-moms-against-sarah-palin/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/12/h-m-a-s-p-hockey-moms-against-sarah-palin/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/12/h-m-a-s-p-hockey-moms-against-sarah-palin/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/prez-election-2008/" rel="tag">Prez Election 2008</a><br /><br /> 

  .ExternalClass .EC_hmmessage P {padding:0px;} .ExternalClass body.EC_hmmessage {font-size:10pt;font-family:Tahoma;} It probably sounded like a safe bet at the time: Self-pronounced hockey mom Sarah Palin dropping the puck amongst peers at a...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/12/h-m-a-s-p-hockey-moms-against-sarah-palin/">Permalink</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>boos</category><category>hockey</category><category>phillidelphia fliers</category><category>PhillidelphiaFliers</category><category>sarah palin</category><category>SarahPalin</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2008 04:46:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>Maddie's First of Many Trips to Wal-Mart</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/12/maddies-first-of-many-trips-to-wal-mart/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/12/maddies-first-of-many-trips-to-wal-mart/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/12/maddies-first-of-many-trips-to-wal-mart/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<br /><br /> Wearing a "Yoga keeps me flexible" t-shirt -- no comment -- Jamie Lynn Spears introduced baby Maddie Briann to the store with the magical falling prices.Watch your heads, y'all.

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